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Apparently, I'm a big fan of teh ****. Who knew?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
Apparently, I'm a big fan of teh ghey ****. Who knew?
Careful it doesn't chafe.
Have you heard that you can buy bread that comes pre-sliced also? What will they think of next?!
Hardly. I just happened to mention Ron Jeremy in conversation today at work and suddenly I'm a **** expert or something. I got some very odd looks, and a few requests for suggestions for the upcoming marketing event known as Valentine's Day. I recommended Backdoor Sluts 9, not knowing if there was a 1-8, but I think I heard the title on a recent South Park episode, so it sounded good.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
**** is a funny thing. I've only ever purchased one in my life, but it was a good one. I forget the name of it off-hand, but it was a DVD and it cost me ~$40. I gave it to a friend when I was moving about two years ago because I told him to toss it. Since then, it has made the rounds to just about all of my male friends. I think the DVD is on it's tenth owner by now; yeah, it gets around...****.
I am a big fan of chicks who dig ****, as well.
I like gay ****.
Atomicflea wrote:
Joph doesn't mind the strap-on.
Atomicflea wrote:
I like gay ****.
It's the costumes, isn't it? From what I've
Elderon wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Joph doesn't mind the strap-on.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nah, I wouldn't like a threesome, nor do I aspire to have a *****. I just think lust is sexy, and you don't see much of it in straight ****, or lesbian flicks. In gay ****, the men are actually hot for each other.
Funny, I pretty much only like lesbian ****. I think mostly because the female form is simply more attractive, aesthetically speaking, than the male. Plus, I'm not into seeing guys getting off all over some girl's face, though that's apparently a big turn on or something. /shrug
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
/agrees completely with Nexa.
Nexa wrote:
I think mostly because the female form is simply more attractive, aesthetically speaking, than the male.
Nexa wrote:
Seriously. That's hawt infinity. Thank you for that.
/happy ending!
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Funny, I pretty much only like lesbian ****.
Seriously. That's hawt infinity. Thank you for that.
/happy ending!
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I think mostly because the female form is simply more attractive, aesthetically speaking, than the male.
I just like having sex with them better. Hey, whatever works!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I just like having sex with them better. Hey, whatever works!
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I just like having sex with them better. Hey, whatever works!
I don't want to know more. Anything you add to it will doutlessly only ruin the fantasy.
Joph watches, doesn't he?
Honestly, as far as **** goes, it's all about the fantasy, right? Here's my theory (yeah, I should be working). There are three basic types:
1. Guy on guy: made for guys
2. Girl on guy: made for guys (I'm willing to bet that most girls don't fantasize about a guy getting off in their hair...really now).
3. Girl on girl: made for guys, however, more palatable to most women since women are more empathetic and can put themselves in the place of one of the characters. In lesbian ****, at least one woman looks like she's enjoying herself, unlike the other two main types.
Now when you get into fetishes and whatnot, that's a whole different story.
Nexa
1. Guy on guy: made for guys
2. Girl on guy: made for guys (I'm willing to bet that most girls don't fantasize about a guy getting off in their hair...really now).
3. Girl on girl: made for guys, however, more palatable to most women since women are more empathetic and can put themselves in the place of one of the characters. In lesbian ****, at least one woman looks like she's enjoying herself, unlike the other two main types.
Now when you get into fetishes and whatnot, that's a whole different story.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Honestly, as far as **** goes, it's all about the fantasy, right? Here's my theory (yeah, I should be working). There are three basic types:
1. Guy on guy: made for guys
2. Girl on guy: made for guys (I'm willing to bet that most girls don't fantasize about a guy getting off in their hair...really now).
3. Girl on girl: made for guys, however, more palatable to most women since women are more empathetic and can put themselves in the place of one of the characters. In lesbian ****, at least one woman looks like she's enjoying herself, unlike the other two main types.
Now when you get into fetishes and whatnot, that's a whole different story.
Nexa
1. Guy on guy: made for guys
2. Girl on guy: made for guys (I'm willing to bet that most girls don't fantasize about a guy getting off in their hair...really now).
3. Girl on girl: made for guys, however, more palatable to most women since women are more empathetic and can put themselves in the place of one of the characters. In lesbian ****, at least one woman looks like she's enjoying herself, unlike the other two main types.
Now when you get into fetishes and whatnot, that's a whole different story.
Nexa
There's only two kinds of ****, good and bad. Of course bad **** is just a myth.
MentalFrog wrote:
There's only two kinds of ****, good and bad. Of course bad **** is just a myth.
I think you mean naughty and bad.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I agree with Nexa that money-shots should be made more exciting and unpredictable. The facial gets old after awhile, so maybe the inner-elbow or armpit could receive some more attention. I think perhaps I will write my congressman.
Nexa wrote:
3. Girl on girl: made for guys, however, more palatable to most women since women are more empathetic and can put themselves in the place of one of the characters. In lesbian ****, at least one woman looks like she's enjoying herself, unlike the other two main types.
I'm very male in my M.O., though my tastes be decidedly female.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
3. Girl on girl: made for guys, however, more palatable to most women since women are more empathetic and can put themselves in the place of one of the characters. In lesbian ****, at least one woman looks like she's enjoying herself, unlike the other two main types.
I think the thing with me is that most hetero **** is very hung up on the male being intimidating or coercive and I find that really unappealing. I mean, it's one thing if you're into that in the bedroom with your own partner who you feel comfortable with and whatnot, but I don't want to see some girl looking frightened while giving a guy head...doesn't do a thing for me. Neither does the stupid **** "oh I just ordered pizza in my underpants" thing.
This is making it sound like I watch *way* more **** than I do.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I think the thing with me is that most hetero **** is very hung up on the male being intimidating or coercive and I find that really unappealing. I mean, it's one thing if you're into that in the bedroom with your own partner who you feel comfortable with and whatnot, but I don't want to see some girl looking frightened while giving a guy head...doesn't do a thing for me. Neither does the stupid **** "oh I just ordered pizza in my underpants" thing.
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This is making it sound like I watch *way* more **** than I do.
I was actually thinking I need to watch more ****.
Nexa wrote:
This is making it sound like I watch *way* more **** than I do.
Nexa
Nexa
Not really, I get the impression you don't watch an awful lot, just the wrong stuff. You should look into procuring some homemade amateur ****, because it's usually much funnier and less rough. If anyone else would like me to help you find your **** niche, just shoot me a PM. If you include your address, I'll FedEx you some samples, based on your feedback. It would be my pleasure to service the community.
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