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#27 Feb 08 2007 at 6:16 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
I work at a giant mall
How much are the giants?
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#28 Feb 08 2007 at 6:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Debalic wrote:
I work at a giant mall
How much are the giants?


That shouldn't have made me laugh.

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#29 Feb 08 2007 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
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Mistress Laeinea wrote:
I like to do the hover.


You worry about washing your hands but you're happy to have public toilet water splashing refreshingly on your *** cheeks.

Gotcha.
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#30 Feb 08 2007 at 7:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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I just **** in the sink.

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#31 Feb 08 2007 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
I just sh*t in the sink.

Nexa


I wrote:
I'd rather **** in the sink.


I think we should make a baby.

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#32 Feb 08 2007 at 8:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I just sh*t in the sink.

Nexa


I wrote:
I'd rather **** in the sink.


I think we should make a baby.


Sorry, no further applications are being considered.

Besides, I think at least one person needs to be fairly sanitary for the sake of the children.

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#33 Feb 08 2007 at 12:06 PM Rating: Decent
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The toiles at my college are usually very clean. I only wipe the lid if theres something visible.
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#34 Feb 09 2007 at 7:04 AM Rating: Good
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My husband tells me that there are "strokers" who frequent the stalls where he works. And they're not quiet about it.

How the hell does one relax enough to **** with that going on 2 feet away?

I've been told this isn't uncommon in men's public bathrooms. I must say I've never heard a gal tickling her bean in a women's restroom.

Guys, really, take care of that at home.
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#35 Feb 09 2007 at 7:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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I can proudly say that I've never flogged the dolphin in a public restroom.

That just seems uncomfortable. It's not as if you can lean back on a public toilet and enjoy.
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#36 Feb 09 2007 at 7:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would imagine the fact that it's in public is most of the "thrill", just like people who enjoy having sex in public for the "oh dear, we could be caught at any minute" fetish.

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#37 Feb 09 2007 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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well... i started building a nest once, and by the time i was finished i needed to go home to take a shower and change clothes, so now i just wipe the seat...
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#38 Feb 09 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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While i'm on base i only worry about wiping off the millionn layers of bleach/simple green and number of other "cleaners" used on the toilet so i don't get burned. Off base i just avoid using bathrooms other then to ****
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#39 Feb 09 2007 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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Yanari wrote:
a gal tickling her bean

Jophiel wrote:
flogged the dolphin

Smiley: lol
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#40 Feb 09 2007 at 8:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
I would imagine the fact that it's in public is most of the "thrill"
I don't doubt that you're right, but I don't consider a locked bathroom stall to be a big "in public" risk. They should try rubbing one out in the home furnishings department at Sears. That'd be a "thrill".
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#41 Feb 09 2007 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I would imagine the fact that it's in public is most of the "thrill"
I don't doubt that you're right, but I don't consider a locked bathroom stall to be a big "in public" risk. They should try rubbing one out in the home furnishings department at Sears. That'd be a "thrill".
It's not as fun as it sounds, trust me. If you really want to have fun, try it in the shoe aisle at walmart.
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#42 Feb 09 2007 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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No worky in this thread. New thread to follow.

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 11:49am by Demea
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