Poll: Public ToiletsFollow

I don't **** in public stalls, unless I am literally going to crap myself.

I'd rather **** in the sink.

I avoid it if at all possible, but when there is really no other option I'm a nest builder.

Maybe on your little island that is true, but here in the lower 48 that is a big fat lie. Womens' toilets are disgusting, way more so than mens' at least.

Here at the office, I'm fairly secure that no one has *** leprosy or anything so I just wipe it briefly and sit. If I'm at a highway reststop or something and can't possibly wait, I actually build a paper barrier. I'm sure that the toilets there aren't any more likely to give me *** cooties than the ones here but the comforting psychological effect is worth the extra effort.

What else do they let you have in your cell?

I know you have a penchant for putting things in your bum.

/mourn GI Joe

If you wait until you have a crap on deck you can get in and out very quickly.

Get'er done!

I never use public toilets. If I do, then it's because I'm going to crap myself otherwise in which case I don't have the time to do all that fancy wiping/nesting stuff.

Whatever, pansy. I've crapped in three distinct third-world countries.

You have been told lies. I worked as a gas station attendant, server in a regular restaurant and an airport bar (also bartended there), and without fail women's restrooms are more disgusting then men's.

I think the issue is that men don't care as much, or just don't worry about germs as much, so usually the worst you find is some pee on the seat or floor.

HORROR STORY ALERT - If you have a weak stomach turn away now.
I didn't have to clean this restroom personally (thank goodness), but one of my friends went into this stall in the women's room and apparently some woman, probably afraid of germs herself, had stood on the seat of the toilet and had proceeded to have the worst case of explosive diarrhea in recorded history. The only reason we could tell she had perched on the toilet was that there were two high-heel negative-footprints (where there was no *****) left on the seat. It was awful, it was everywhere, and a good half of us who witnessed it had to leave to avoid vomiting.
HORROR STORY /off

So moral of the story is, sometimes by trying to avoid germs, people make their situation even worse.

If I have to 'drop some friends off at the pool' while out and about, I'll only use public toilets if im going to crap myself. And if I do use them in that situation, I'll use lots of paper to cover the seat ;)

At work, there is one individual who apperently refuses to use toilette paper, and instead uses their hands and the sink. It's apperently a cultural thing, as they are from Saudi arabia or somewhere nearby

Upon learning that, i have never used any of the toilets in that building again.

I work at a giant mall, so I usually go out of my way to one of the lesser-used facilities and nest up.