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ok, let me clarify the picture i just posted. this picture, may be nsfw(http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mmmgoatas9.jpg) is of my room mate's 17 foot, 170 pound tiger reticulated python eating a whole goat. i see crazy shiat like this every day... awesome
let me repeat... i saw this snake eat a whole goat...
a
WHOLE
FARKING
GOAT.
a
WHOLE
FARKING
GOAT.
meh, that else have you got.
http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leucistickp9.jpg
my leucistic texas ratsnake.
http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=s5030301ca3.jpg
m holding a 10 ft albino male retic
http://img92.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mysnakerz6.jpg
me holding my girl, a yellow anaconda.
http://img247.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whatitistj3.jpg
and the system shock logo.
my leucistic texas ratsnake.
http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=s5030301ca3.jpg
m holding a 10 ft albino male retic
http://img92.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mysnakerz6.jpg
me holding my girl, a yellow anaconda.
http://img247.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whatitistj3.jpg
and the system shock logo.
You are weirding me out. No, not the snake, you.
Still not doin' it for me. You got anything....you know, shocking?
Jesus, and I thought Joph was dorky looking.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Compensating much?
Make sure you wrap him gently around your neck and then startle him.
That would be a good picture.
That would be a good picture.
Anything that can move that fast without legs is the devil.
Look Out! Goat!
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It's funny, I clicked the links without reading any of the titles and I thought they were pictures of snakes taking dumps. Then I thought to myself "what kind of person puts a pair of glasses on a snake **** and takes a picture of it"? Then I checked the post again and it all made sense.
You are such a f'ing tool...
I can't wait to read about your dumbass in the news.
I can't wait to read about your dumbass in the news.
NephthysWanderer, tool nothing, room mate is a herpetologist. breeds ball pythons and retic pythons. guy knows his stuff and can handle the 17 ft-er in the Op, not to mention she(the snake) is as calm as any normal pet. i've done some interesting things with the guy, got to go in back of the philly zoo's reptile house and see lizards and snakes that aren't public access yet, as well as get to pet the Galapagos turtles, which were like really slow moving happy puppies.
frodnonnag wrote:
tool nothing, room mate is a herpetologist.
Meh. Pics took too long to load, and I lost interest.
I think I'll wait for the pic of the snake eating the friend.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
Dear Baby Tare,
Get outta mah belly.
Love,
Tare
Get outta mah belly.
Love,
Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Dear Baby Tare,
Get outta mah belly.
Love,
Tare
Get outta mah belly.
Love,
Tare
You have thirteen days till that baby rushes out of your womb accompanied with a gush of sweet champagne afterbirth. I suggest you stock up on flutes.
frodnonnag wrote:
NephthysWanderer, tool nothing, room mate is a herpetologist. breeds ball pythons and retic pythons. guy knows his stuff and can handle the 17 ft-er in the Op, not to mention she(the snake) is as calm as any normal pet. i've done some interesting things with the guy, got to go in back of the philly zoo's reptile house and see lizards and snakes that aren't public access yet, as well as get to pet the Galapagos turtles, which were like really slow moving happy puppies.
I was refering to the picture. But now, knowing that you live with someone who studies herpes, you are a dirty f'ing tool.
I willing to bet you are on track in your studies to become a career virgin as well.
Barkingturtle wrote:
Tare wrote:
Dear Baby Tare,
Get outta mah belly.
Love,
Tare
Get outta mah belly.
Love,
Tare
You have thirteen days till that baby rushes out of your womb accompanied with a gush of sweet champagne afterbirth. I suggest you stock up on flutes.
Ah, the champagne room. Oddly enough, there was sex there.
frodnonnag wrote:
room mate is a herpetologist... i've done some interesting things with the guy...
You should call all of the girls (guys?) that you've been with recently and tell them to go get tested.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
tare, she wouldn't be able to get past my shoulders, i'm just too big for her. she could eat a 6-10 year old kid, but by now she knows the difference between human(not food) and goats/large rabbits(food) by their scent. the goat she ate was only a kid, about 30-40 pounds, and that filled her up completely, she has been full for about a week and a half and will probably be full for another 10-15 days, until she bombs her tank.
as big as she is, thats nothing compared to bob clark's "fluffy", who last i heard is about 27 feet long. you can probably get a picture of fluffy through his site, www.bobclark.com, while me and my roommate plan on flying over and seeing bob and fluffy later this year.
as big as she is, thats nothing compared to bob clark's "fluffy", who last i heard is about 27 feet long. you can probably get a picture of fluffy through his site, www.bobclark.com, while me and my roommate plan on flying over and seeing bob and fluffy later this year.
Dude, are you retarded? Seriously?
You're like that **** that shows up and talks to random people telling them stories about his life that nobody gives a **** about while they just stare at him in wonder trying to figure out why he won't just shut the f'uck up and die. So who do I need to contact to find a snake big enough to **** you out in ~20 days?
You're like that **** that shows up and talks to random people telling them stories about his life that nobody gives a **** about while they just stare at him in wonder trying to figure out why he won't just shut the f'uck up and die. So who do I need to contact to find a snake big enough to **** you out in ~20 days?
So who do I need to contact to find a snake big enough to sh*t you out in ~20 days?
like i said, bob clark at www.bobclark.com
like i said, bob clark at www.bobclark.com
Let's go back to talking about nekkid Tare.
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