So obvious that she didn't realize what was going on until she saw the previews from next week.
Um, no. I guess Piko can let us know if she was confused, or as it appears, was just sad that the trailer made it look as if she were successful.
But did it ever creep into your angry little brain that sometimes when you bash me, you end up bashing other people as well? You've effectively called Pikko an idiot because apparently she's not up to Smasharoo intelligence standards or something...
One, no one on the planet is up to Smasharoo intelligence standards. Ever hear of Plato? Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.
Two, I'm probably the least angry guy anyone would ever meet. Anyone who's actually met me would very likely confirm that.
Three, I'm 100% convinced that your posting persona is an elaborate ruse put together to be provocative and entertain you at work, so worrying about hurting your feelings or the terrible collateral psychic damage I might do to innocent doe eyed bystanders shockingly rarely enters the equation.
You can be an *** about it, but I'm betting there were a heck of a lot of people who didn't make the connection right away.
See, I'm not being an *** about it. That's the whole point. Your patronizing, condescending "You figured this out, right?" is being an *** about it. It insults everyone's intelligence by default. You see, I fear you don't have what we colloquially call "the social skills".
Here are some ways to phrase a similar sentiment without appearing to be a smug, self important ****, for future reference:
I thought it was interesting that they worked abortion into the script when the slave went to get that potion to poison Pullo's wife with.
Wait? That was to poison Pullo's wife?
Indeed. Remember when she said..
Oh yeah. Damn, I missed that!
Or, if you are speaking to Canadians:
How about when that slave went to get the poison to kill Pullo's baby, eh?
No way! Is that what that was aboot? I didn't catch that, boy howdy.
Oh yeah.
Wow, I missed that eh? I guess I shouldn't have drunk a whole two four before the episode.
Things you might wish to avoid in the future:
I bet you dumb bastards didn't realize that the slave is trying to poison Pullo's wife!
Did anyone catch the secret subtle hint as to next weeks plot line? I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!
etc.
Come to Chicago, I'll buy you a Grey Goose or something.
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