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this guy claaaaims to be christ http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16840066/site/newsweek/
Freakin beaners.
*sigh* People like this make me sick. Taking advantage of people's beliefs and religion is just going above and beyond. You are basically beating up on the mentally handicapped. Not implying that all christians are retarded, before anyone takes offense. But when you are so close-minded and refuse to open your eyes, it does ****** you to an extent.
If they like being raped up the @ss and having to pay for it, so be it.; If they would prefer following a "false God", so be it. I prefer not to follow anything/anyone, so I personally don't get these "misunderstandings".
Edited, Jan 31st 2007 2:51am by MissKadrian
If they like being raped up the @ss and having to pay for it, so be it.; If they would prefer following a "false God", so be it. I prefer not to follow anything/anyone, so I personally don't get these "misunderstandings".
Edited, Jan 31st 2007 2:51am by MissKadrian
MissKadrian wrote:
Taking advantage of people's beliefs and religion is just going above and beyond.
I thought that was the whole point of religion?
The sheep, the flock, the shepperd, the messiahs, the ones that talk directly to God, the ones that can send you to heaven...
This guy is just having a shot at the Messiah Office, why all the hate? After all, what would Jesus do?
I SAY WE GO DOWN TO FLORIDA AND HANG THAT MF'ER ON THE CROSS! WHO'S WITH ME!? (Other than the jews... you guys already got the FIRST curse on you.)
Wewt! Count me in! Gotta love a good hangin'. Been too long since Saddam and that just wasn't satisfying enough.
Another guy claiming he's Jesus.
Yawn.
Yawn.
ok.. now lets look at it here can someone be jesus? no.. jesus died went to heaven ect and is gone.. he's whom he is. please die in hell ofr thinking your him. nothing different from what mel gibson wa doing a while back.. eh?
StanflameChampion wrote:
ok.. now lets look at it here can someone be jesus? no.. jesus died went to heaven ect and is gone.. he's whom he is. please die in hell ofr thinking your him. nothing different from what mel gibson wa doing a while back.. eh?
But Jesus can perform miracles. He could come back as a beaner if he wanted. Maybe this guy is Jesus. I'm willing to bet that he is just as divine as the first Jesus was.
Bendita sea
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Burnt toast, or it didn't happen.
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Two years ago at Growing in Grace's world convention in Venezuela, he declared himself Christ. And just last week, he called himself the Antichrist and revealed a "666" tattooed on his forearm. His explanation: that, as the second coming of Christ, he rejects the continued worship of Jesus of Nazareth.
This made me laugh. The guy has gone from being Saint Paul to Christ to the Anti-Christ. Hopefully it won't become another Jim Jones mess.
More like the 8000th coming of Christ. Every freakin' cult leader is either the Man himself or has him on speed dial.
No, this guy is now the anti-Christ, or at least he thinks so...what a tool. I'm willing to bet he hasn't understood a word from the Bible, other than maybe "Amen".
This is equally as likely as the first coming of Christ.
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As long as I can help crucify Tom Cruise for all his shit movies, this works for me!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Metastophicleas wrote:
...what a tool.
Well now, that's not very Christian of you.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Not really. I'd expect far worse from him, were I to call him out for the fraud he is to his face.
He will reap what he sews.
He will reap what he sews.
He will reap what he sews.
Probably a nice sun dress or something.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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This made me laugh. The guy has gone from being Saint Paul to Christ to the Anti-Christ. Hopefully it won't become another Jim Jones mess.
Unfortunately, once a cult leader raises the stakes that high, there aren't many options left open to him
Why do people believe these asSholes, anyway?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Because it's easier to believe in nothing as something when you have nothing, than it is to find truth for yourself.
Can will fire Tom Cruise off the planet in his own private rocket yet?
Can will fire Tom Cruise off the planet in his own private rocket yet?
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