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WESTERVILLE, Ohio (AP) -- A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.
Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was shocked to continue running toward a group of frightened students huddled in a corner at Westerville North High School, Lt. Jeff Gaylor said.
"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said.
Officer Doug Staysniak was monitoring the lunch period when Killian, with long hair and a full beard, ran in the room toward students, who screamed and ran away. The officer is normally assigned to a middle school and did not recognize Killian as a student, Gaylor said.
Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.
Killian is in jail and charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. A message seeking comment was left at Killian's home.
School officials reported that Killian was a good student, Gaylor said. There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem.
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Imagine yourself back in high school. Everythings the same as it was when you went to High School, whenever that may have been, with the sole exception that a police officer is stationed in the school.
You're at lunch, talking with your friends and eating whatever govt surpluss "food" the school has provided for you, when your attention is diverted towards someone screaming. You turn your head and find yourself staring the following scene:
A naked, bearded student, covered in some sort of oil/grease, running through the cafeteria screaming and waving his arms while being chased by an adminstrator.
If that isn't one of the funniest things you've ever seen, the subsequent tasering of the naked, bearded, student covered in oil/grease by the police officer stationed in the cafeteria certainly would be.
But the naked, bearded, student covered in oil/grease gets back up post tasering. He continues his streaking until being tasered a second time. The police officer and administrator struggle to remove the barely conscious naked, bearded, student covered in oil/grease from the cafeteria and are now both also covered in oil/grease.
Best Lunchbreak Ever.
Unfortunatly for the former naked, bearded, student covered in oil/grease, post Colombine the authorities don't find many pranks "funny" anymore and he is now sitting in jail awaiting a bunch of charges.
I hope he gets off easy, for there are few comedians who could match his dedication to the craft.
