Food Poisening SucksFollow

While its not as bad as being sick for more than one day, food poisening just slams you to your knees (literally) and kicks your ***. I found out its worse though when you're trying to deal with a clingy baby and a 4 yr old with enough energy to keep the entire city of Boston lit for a week.

Having to run around a lot yesterday with the kids I decided to be lazy and grab some McDonalds Drive through with the thought I could actually relax for a few minutes before continuing on with my day. Unfortunately, the food did not agree with me and within an hour I was running to pray to the bathroom goddess.

It took 4 hours to be done running marathon laps to the bathroom in between taking care of the little guy. Im lucky that my mother doesnt live too far away and works as a teacher. I was able to call her up after school and asked her to come over to watch the kids while my body worked on dying. Ever gracious as she is, she swooped in, took charge, sent me to my room (which she got a kick out of seeing as she hasnt been able to do that to me since I was a kid) and allowed me time to recoup, while she fed my little guy and played video games with my bigger guy.

I woke up feeling on top of the world this morning, and have been able to continue as if nothing untoward happened, but I think Im off fast food for a long time. Anyone else get smacked upside the head with food poisening lately?

tuna scares me. When I was a kid I was opening a can of tuna to make a sandwich, and noticed some dark fuzzy thing in the middle of the tuna can. It was half of a rat. It took me years to even try eating tuna again and still to this day I open a can up with trepidation

I haven't had it since. I don't even eat sea-food anymore. If it swims, ***** it.

Can't eat hard boiled eggs either. Haven't since I was 8.

What about both?
The dry heaving sucks. I remember thinking "I have nothing left to give!!!" but apparently, my body thought my brain was lying.

That's the worse, sitting on the pot while you have your head in a bucket.

Jonwin ate something on Thanksgiving that didn't agree with him, but seems no one else got sick, luckily.

I have IBS, so there have been many a time that I'm not sure if I've got food poisoning or just a bad case of IBS. I can't go near fish sandwiches or any other fast food seafood, due to some bad experiences over the years.

Nothing worst then having dry heaves, because you're in so much pain from your intestines cramping, while glue to the toilet and cover in sweat.

Some day I expect my neighbors to call the police, because I scream so much from the pain. We try to time our scenes for when we know they aren't home.

There's no hope. You might want to just consider ending it.

How do you want me to sign it? Gitslayer or just plain ole Git?

It's definately better to smoke pot with your head in a bucket.

How are your ribs feeling DSD? Last time I got food poisoning, the vomiting wasn't the worst of it. I heaved so much, I strained the abdominal muscles so bad I fealt like I took a dozen shots to the ribs from Tyson. Figgin hurt just to take a deep breath.

Ribs were fine it was my lower back muscles that took a beating.

I had food poisoning for the first time last year. Some undercooked halibut had me going from sitting on the toilet to leaning into the toilet to sitting on it again. I'll never eat halibut for the rest of my life.

Worst experience ever.

I ate a Chipotle burrito today and got awful acid reflux.