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#1 Jan 29 2007 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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Marilyn Manson is....
...hot as Hades. Yum yum, pasty toothpick!!!:2 (4.3%)
...distubing and scary. I cross myself just thinking of him.:5 (10.6%)
...a badass singer but quite the assault on my retinas.:13 (27.7%)
...a repulsive mess and not worth all the hot p00n he gets.:27 (57.4%)
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Honestly. First Rose McGowan, then Dita Von Teese, now Evan Rachel Wood? Is this guy slipping the roofies of the undead into their cosmos? I can't otherwise explain how a woman would find him attractive.
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#2 Jan 29 2007 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Jan 29 2007 at 11:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yum, yum. Taste toothpick? Wtf does that mean?
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#4 Jan 29 2007 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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Marilyn Manson is... like **** on a stick.


A waste of wood.
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#5 Jan 29 2007 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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Somewhere out there are women that think that Manson is sexy, and eventually, he'll get around to vamping them up, proposing marriage, and breaking up with them.
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#6 Jan 29 2007 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Nizdaar wrote:
Yum, yum. Taste toothpick? Wtf does that mean?
Learn to read, dumbass.
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#7 Jan 29 2007 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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Manson's junk is huge, duh.
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#8 Jan 29 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good
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Manson's junk is huge, duh.
I suppose that could be true, and justify the boinkfest, but not accepting a proposal. That's a hit-it-and-quit-it type scenario there.
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#9 Jan 29 2007 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Aren't women into the whole "confidence" thing? Well, nothing shows confidence in your masculinity like sucking off your bandmembers on stage!
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#10 Jan 29 2007 at 11:33 AM Rating: Decent
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That is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you Joph.
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#11 Jan 29 2007 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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I can't otherwise explain how a woman would find him attractive.


I thought he could lick his own eyebrows.
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#12 Jan 29 2007 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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I wish I could rate Nizdaar down.

I saw Manson with a couple of buddies once back in ninety-something when I was a teenager out of my mind with coke and booze. He whipped it out while shrieking the lyrics to some song. We were shocked; it was the quietest ride home after a show you could imagine.
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#13 Jan 29 2007 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Barkingturtle wrote:
it was the quietest ride home after a show you could imagine.
You were all spent?
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#14 Jan 29 2007 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Barkingturtle wrote:
it was the quietest ride home after a show you could imagine.
You were all spent?


No, I think in that hour-long ride home we all recognized our mortality for the first time, because in Marylin Manson's **** we all caught a glimpse of God. It was deep.
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#15 Jan 29 2007 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
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Marilyn Manson is....

never on my mind.

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#16 Jan 29 2007 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Cool singer, I like some of his songs.

Beyond that, he looks like an r-tard.
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#17 Jan 29 2007 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Why do you care? If a phat *** dork like Ralphie can get a hot chick why can't anyone else?
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#18 Jan 29 2007 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aesthetics

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aes·thet·ics /ɛsˈθɛtɪks or, especially Brit., is-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[es-thet-iks or, especially Brit., ees-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun (used with a singular verb)
1. the branch of philosophy dealing with such notions as the beautiful, the ugly, the sublime, the comic, etc., as applicable to the fine arts, with a view to establishing the meaning and validity of critical judgments concerning works of art, and the principles underlying or justifying such judgments.
2. the study of the mind and emotions in relation to the sense of beauty.
Also, esthetics.


Plus, plenty of chicks will fuck anything that's famous.
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#19 Jan 29 2007 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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Why do you care? If a phat *** dork like Ralphie can get a hot chick why can't anyone else?
Oh he can, and I don't. I just like making fun of ugly people.
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#20 Jan 29 2007 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Atomicflea wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Why do you care? If a phat *** dork like Ralphie can get a hot chick why can't anyone else?
Oh he can, and I don't. I just like making fun of ugly people.


You're right Rose is ugly.
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#21 Jan 29 2007 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:
like some of his songs.

Beyond that, he looks like an r-tard.


at one point I was convinced that he was really just going for the pissed off native american in war paint and crazy get-up kinda thing until I was informed that; no, he was actually just trying to look like a freak.
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#22 Jan 29 2007 at 3:05 PM Rating: Decent
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That is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you Joph.


Agreed. If only it were true xD
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