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#27 Jan 29 2007 at 5:11 PM Rating: Decent

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Hey twunt, I'd like to introduce you to my friend technology. I don't think you two have met. You should really upgrade that rotary phone btw, we've made quite a bit of progress in the telcom/IT fields. Lot's of bars have wifi; crawl out from your rock and you might find out, jackass.

I understand what your trying to say but it's still not exactly easy access. Also It would be kinda funny to say to a cop hold on let me look that up on my phone. Also I've never been questioned or bothered by a cop in a bar so I don't understand that comment and if your getting kicked out I don't think they would let you stop and use the internet.

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Really though, I've yet to understand why people here keep on trying to rip on me for being a Latino. Just because I was born in Mexico doesn't make you any less stupid.

That's funny because I don't even know who you are or anything about you. Then again it's also nice to see a latino that isn't locked up or an illegal.

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Furthermore, if you are seriously applauding this girl for coming to the conclusion that a cop making you jump around with your ******* slapping around in the wind isn't legal you're more of a moran that I would have previously assumed.

No my first comment was just a general statement from what I have observed working for the court system.

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#28 Jan 29 2007 at 11:11 PM Rating: Decent

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If it meant me and my liplocking partner not getting into trouble, I would so jump around naked. Not like I don't run around naked at home anyway. So what if he gets his jollies off? I get to go home and presumably, leave off where my beau and I were so rudely interrupted.

And yes he is an officer of the law and supposed to be above all that BS, but he is also human, in all his depraived and voyeuristic glory. Humans are humans no matter what the title they hold.

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#29 Jan 30 2007 at 4:56 AM Rating: Excellent

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So what if he gets his jollies off?

1. It's called self-respect.

2. Officers of the law are in a position of certain power; power that is not to be misused in order to see some floppin' funbags.

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#30 Jan 30 2007 at 5:10 AM Rating: Decent

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So you don't think some weirdo *********** to the thought of you walking around in a tank top during the summer? If that had happen, you would lose self-respect? It's not about what people do, it's how you take it. You can chose to get offended and morally outraged or you can just take him for the corrupted person he is and roll with it.

Nothing you can do to help the situation right?

And no, that power is not supposed to be misused but as my earlier comment states "Humans are humans no matter what the title they hold."

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#31 Jan 30 2007 at 5:12 AM Rating: Decent

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I thought the whole "what if they see us?!" thing was the thrill of making out half-naked in the car...

They got caught with their pants down. Literally. THEY should pay a fine or something. Or make a video tape and share it.

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#32 Jan 30 2007 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good

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So you don't think some weirdo *********** to the thought of you walking around in a tank top during the summer?

If someone gets off by looking at me, fine, but willingly bouncing my tits in his face because he demands it is something else entirely. Add to that the fact that I have to bounce my tits in his face in order to avoid getting in trouble and any shred of self-respect I had is quickly boarding the last train to Clarksville.

Nothing I can do to help the situation?? Ummm...how about not shake my tits in a cop's face, report the incident and try to get something done about it?

So what if humans are humans? There's a code of conduct that I obviously am expected to follow. Cops have one too.

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#33 Jan 30 2007 at 6:14 AM Rating: Good

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If someone gets off by looking at me, fine, but willingly bouncing my tits in his face because he demands it is something else entirely. Add to that the fact that I have to bounce my tits in his face in order to avoid getting in trouble and any shred of self-respect I had is quickly boarding the last train to Clarksville.

Shred of self respect? I'ld be thanking my lucky stars. There are several nights I wish I had a pair of get out of jail free ********

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#34 Jan 30 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Excellent

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JD is mexican?

He's the whitest looking mexican I've ever met! Smiley: laugh

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#35 Jan 30 2007 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good

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I once got out of a ticket by flirting with a female cop. She wasn't half bad looking either.

I had a loud muffler at the time (many years ago before I went to college)

The really good part was she did not search Gustavo my mexican freind from the plastics factory who was sitting on a brand new 8-ball.

I'll bet old Gus would have shown her his chimichanga if it would have been requested.

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#36 Jan 30 2007 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good

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I would bust out with the helicopter if it would get me out of a ticket, but then again I would do it to move ahead in a line, make new friends, embarass the grandparents or just for my own amusement.

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#37 Jan 30 2007 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good

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I would bust out with the helicopter if it would get me out of a ticket, but then again I would do it to move ahead in a line, make new friends, embarass the grandparents or just for my own amusement.

Hey, the helicopter takes some skill.

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#38 Jan 30 2007 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good

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I would bust out with the helicopter if it would get me out of a ticket, but then again I would do it to move ahead in a line, make new friends, embarass the grandparents or just for my own amusement.

I'd totally drop the log or the bat-wing on a female cop if it got me out of a ticket. Hell, I'd even go so far as to do sexual favors for little or no compensation.

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JD is mexican?

He's the whitest looking mexican I've ever met! icon

Oi! F'uck off, Gringo! I work in an office in CT, we don't get much sun here and florescent lights don't do **** for my melanin.

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