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#1 Jan 29 2007 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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Apparently, we're not the only ones who appreciate them. He sould have gone to a ***** bar though, it would have cost him less.

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MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida city has agreed to pay $35,000 to a teenage girl who was forced by a policeman to perform jumping exercises while topless in order to avoid arrest on an indecency charge.

The Pensacola City Council approved the payment on Thursday night to settle a lawsuit the girl filed against the city police department.

Officer Shawn Patrick Shields approached a parked car and found two partially dressed teenagers inside in April 2003, according to a police report. The officer put the 16-year-old girl and 19-year-old man into his police car and threatened to arrest them for lewd and lascivious behavior.

The girl said Shields suggested she instead perform topless exercises as a punishment and shined his flashlight on her while she did five jumping jacks.

Shields resigned under pressure, pleaded no contest to a criminal charge of extortion and was ordered to serve two years on probation, police Lt. Randy Stull said.





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#2 Jan 29 2007 at 7:57 AM Rating: Good
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Oh sure, they can make you squat and cough, dislodging any cargo you might carry in your ****, but a little nude calisthenics is overboard? This country has a huge obesity problem, and this dude should be getting a medal. Where is the victim here?
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#3 Jan 29 2007 at 7:59 AM Rating: Good
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Good for her. Just because you show your goodies to your boyfriend while necking in your car (who hasn't), doesn't give the cop the right.
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#4 Jan 29 2007 at 8:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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There was a suprisingly similar case here in the Prairie State within the past year. State cop found some teens getting steamy in a parked car and had the girl run laps dressed in naught but her delicates. He was found guilty, of course.
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#5 Jan 29 2007 at 8:24 AM Rating: Default
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The girl said Shields suggested she instead perform topless exercises as a punishment and shined his flashlight on her while she did five jumping jacks.


I would've plea bargained it down to 3. Headlights meet headlights.
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#6 Jan 29 2007 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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IMO, the officer didn't get nearly severe enough of a penalty. The men & women of the police force are entrusted with protection of the populace and given special privileges to do so. When they abuse that power, at the time of the abuse, they do so with impunity. There is little one can do if a cop decides he wants to do something, only try and retaliate after the deed is done. A cop's kicking your *** while you're handcuffed? Don't fight back or you'll go to jail for assault on an officer.

Seriously, they should have made an example of him. I wouldn't be averse to giving him the chair. Or at least castration.

F'ucking cops.
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#7 Jan 29 2007 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if the squad cars camera caught it on tape?
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#8 Jan 29 2007 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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I wonder if the squad cars camera caught it on tape?

I wonder when said tapes will make it to YouTube?
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#9 Jan 29 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
I wonder if the squad cars camera caught it on tape?

I wonder when said tapes will make it to YouTube?
It won't. Americans consider that kiddie ****.
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#10 Jan 29 2007 at 9:41 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
I wonder if the squad cars camera caught it on tape?

I wonder when said tapes will make it to YouTube?


About thirty seconds before Eldy finishes beating off to it.



Yes, I'm projecting again.
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#11 Jan 29 2007 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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once again, go FL...

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#12 Jan 29 2007 at 10:51 AM Rating: Default
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A cop's kicking your *** while you're handcuffed? Don't fight back or you'll go to jail for assault on an officer.


After asking a cop why was my friend was being handcuffed and being myself handcuffed by his partner.

Monx: Excuse me, Sir. May I have your name and badge number?
ChicagoPoliceOfficer#2: /whack upside the head
Monx: Excuse me, Sir. May I have your name and badge number?
ChicagoPoliceOffice#2: /whack upside the head

In the middle of a busy street with about 60 witnesses around. Charged with what else, "disturbing the peace". )Long, long, long story of F-ing with a particular cop for weeks straight on the weekends, kinda like me at the Asylum :P ). That particular night my friend gave the cop the 'L'="Loser" sign, you know thumb and index finger to your forehead while looking at him.

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Fletch: Can't keep me here, chief.
Chief Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you in here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out.
Fletch: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.


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Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective #2: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch: I'll waive my rights.


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Chief Karlin: So, what's your name?
Fletch: Fletch.
Chief Karlin: Full name?
Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch.
Chief Karlin: I see, And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I'm a shepherd.
Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Officers, could you excuse us for a few moments?
Fletch: Yeah, why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.
Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.
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#13 Jan 29 2007 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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35k to jump up and down 5 times when you already have your fun pillows exposed?

I think most people would take that deal.

Yeah yeah I know the cop was wrong and he should have been fired. The scarey part is what else did the jerk make other people he had under his power do? He should go to jail. That would be turn about. Do 5 jumping jacks! Now squeel like a pig boy!
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35k to jump up and down 5 times when you already have your fun pillows exposed?

I think most people would take that deal.

Yeah yeah I know the cop was wrong and he should have been fired. The scarey part is what else did the jerk make other people he had under his power do? He should go to jail. That would be turn about. Do 5 jumping jacks! Now squeel like a pig boy!


More over, what kind of man would let another guy take sexual advantage of their gf right in front of them. That cop deserves an *** woopin.
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#15 Jan 29 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
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More over, what kind of man would let another guy take sexual advantage of their gf right in front of them.


A 19 year old guy with a 16 year old girl who's technically a sex predator.
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#16 Jan 29 2007 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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More over, what kind of man would let another guy take sexual advantage of their gf right in front of them.



Well, Niobia's husband, for one. Can't blame the dude, though, I wouldn't hit that with Eldy's diCk.
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According to my ten seconds of research, Florida's general age of consent is 18, but if you are age 16-17, you can legally bump uglies with folks up to age 24.
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#18 Jan 29 2007 at 1:01 PM Rating: Default
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Florida's general age of consent is 18, but if you are age 16-17, you can legally bump uglies with folks up to age 24.


"Here's to all that snatch by the pool in F-L-A." --Slapshot

Monx shoots, he scores. I've always wanted to day trade down in Miami or the Carribean during Chicago winters. Plus get paid by the State for age discrimination. 24? But not 25?
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#19 Jan 29 2007 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
According to my ten seconds of research, Florida's general age of consent is 18, but if you are age 16-17, you can legally bump uglies with folks up to age 24.


yes that is correct. this is in place to allow for college kids to date high schoolers.

again WTG FL.

16 yr can date up to 24 yr old without being a sexual pred. forget if 17 can date 25, but i do not think so.
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Good to see someone actually knows there rights and what to do in that situation. To many people in this day and age that have no idea what they are entitled too.
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#21 Jan 29 2007 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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Good to see someone actually knows there rights and what to do in that situation. To many people in this day and age that have no idea what they are entitled too.


yeah, good thing lawyers were just invented.
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#22 Jan 29 2007 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Since we all have access to legal advice at every second of the day. Also the ability to have them present every second of the day.

lawyers are only glorified court mongers
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#23 Jan 29 2007 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Pics or it never happened.

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Well, pics either way.
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Since we all have access to legal advice at every second of the day. Also the ability to have them present every second of the day.
Or the interwebz...

f'ucking ******.
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#25 Jan 29 2007 at 4:22 PM Rating: Decent
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let me just pull out my laptop next time I get pulled over and taken outta my car. Or how about when I'm at the bar.

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Or the interwebz...

f'ucking ******.


O master of knowledge please explain to me how you can have access to this information at all points of your existance.

f'cking mexicans

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#26 Jan 29 2007 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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let me just pull out my laptop next time I get pulled over and taken outta my car. Or how about when I'm at the bar.

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Or the interwebz...

f'ucking ******.


O master of knowledge please explain to me how you can have access to this information at all points of your existance.

f'cking mexicans

Edited, Jan 29th 2007 7:27pm by Deadonarrival

Hey twunt, I'd like to introduce you to my friend technology. I don't think you two have met. You should really upgrade that rotary phone btw, we've made quite a bit of progress in the telcom/IT fields. Lot's of bars have wifi; crawl out from your rock and you might find out, jackass.

Really though, I've yet to understand why people here keep on trying to rip on me for being a Latino. Just because I was born in Mexico doesn't make you any less stupid.

Furthermore, if you are seriously applauding this girl for coming to the conclusion that a cop making you jump around with your ******* slapping around in the wind isn't legal you're more of a moran that I would have previously assumed.
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