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#52 Jan 29 2007 at 7:49 PM Rating: Decent
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1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness

At the local animal hospital I'm essentially a janitor that also happens to walk dogs.

2. What is your favorite color?

Blue.

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?

It changes all the time, but at the time it's Steely Dan - King of the World, because everything about it kicks *** in the best way. Also, it's extremely underappreciated, and I like to like underappreciated stuff. Hey, look ma! I'm a non-conformist!

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?

Yes, three turtles.

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?

One of my ancestors while s/he is standing at the edge of a precariously steep and jagged cliff, in an attempt to tear apart the fabric of time.
#53 Jan 29 2007 at 9:40 PM Rating: Decent
1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness
Software Developer.

2. What is your favorite color?
Blue.

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?
Can't pick one.

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?
No.

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?
There is a joke to be made here about gbaji and leaving a mark, but I can't come up with it.

Edited, Jan 30th 2007 12:40am by CrescentFresh
#55 Jan 30 2007 at 1:52 AM Rating: Decent
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1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness
Managing people near reactors at the nuclear power plant in Oswego, NY.

2. What is your favorite color?
Black

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?
Can't pick a song, but Saliva the band is pretty good.

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?
Snake

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?
Probably Hillary Clinton for running for president.
#56 Jan 30 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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I read one of the questions as being do you own any unusual pets as being in the now, not the past. But since everyone else is adding all their weird pets from yesteryear, I'll WTFPWN you all and list some of the more odd pets from my past menagerie:
raccoons
squirrles
peacocks (these were a pain in the ***)
pheasants
pygmy goats
boa constricter
a mouse which went everywhere with me in my shirt pocket
and many other, less odd farm animals. Yes, I lived on a farm and my father was a vet.
#57 Jan 30 2007 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
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a mouse which went everywhere with me in my shirt pocket

Smiley: lol
What do you mean 'We', you got a mouse in your pocket?
#58 Jan 30 2007 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception wrote:
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a mouse which went everywhere with me in my shirt pocket

Smiley: lol
What do you mean 'We', you got a mouse in your pocket?


Not computing. Looks like I may need more coffee. Give me a couple minutes mmmk?
#59 Jan 30 2007 at 10:44 AM Rating: Good
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1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness

Paralegal

2. What is your favorite color?

Pink

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?

Justin Timberlake's SexyBack just because it gets me going in more ways than one.

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?

Getting a ferret when we move back to San Diego.

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?

My ex (who was my first love of my life) when he was losing his virginity because he didn't want to wait until I was ready.
#60 Jan 30 2007 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
[3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?

Justin Timberlake's SexyBack just because it gets me going in more ways than one.



You're talking about third input, aren't you?
#61 Jan 30 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness
Abstracter

2. What is your favorite color?
Clear

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?
Fuck You by Damageplan. I think it says it all, don't you?

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?
Gus the Fainting Goat.

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?
My Dad. I wasn't hugged enough.
#62 Jan 30 2007 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
[3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?

Justin Timberlake's SexyBack just because it gets me going in more ways than one.



You're talking about third input, aren't you?


Smiley: lol But no. Third input = [:nothanks:] for me. That ***** can hurt.

#63 Jan 30 2007 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness

Technology Director/Teacher/Community Learning Center Coordinator at an alternative charter high school. What tacosid said about all the bad kids...yeah thats us, 63% at-risk teenagers...

2. What is your favorite color?

False question created by the government to keep you under their control.

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?

Tool - Opiate

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?

My ego. I feed it everyday.

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?

My parents, just as they were gettin' it on, the night I was conceived.
#64 Jan 30 2007 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness

First Level IT Support, soon to be IT Manager for this company

2. What is your favorite color?

Forest Green

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?

Rockstar by Nickleback - Great lyrics...

Quote:
"Rockstar"

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, uh huh)
I'm gonna dress my ***
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

[Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar


4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?

No strange pets but I had a shitton of regular ones when I was growing up.

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?

The person who thought up reality shows.... Especially those supernany/wifeswap/American Idol bullshit shows.... hopefully the Egg would be old enough/solid enough to kill the poor bastard....

Edited, Jan 30th 2007 12:47pm by Aadyn Litefoot
#65 Jan 30 2007 at 1:01 PM Rating: Decent
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1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness
Sub-Contractor working with my friends IT business. and bum.

2. What is your favorite color?
Dark green

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?
'War within a breath' - RaTM

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?
None. (insert witty quip here)

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?
It would have to be at our current SG (before he got that position). And i'd opt for a large petrified dinosaur egg. It would fly like an painful, airborne history lesson.
Or actually, Matt Groening, the day before he hired(ok'd the hire of) a bunch of
born-again christains to write for the simpsons.
#66 Jan 30 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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It's been a while since we did one of these, so probably the answers may have changed, or I forgot, or a combination therof. Anyways, i'm curious, so answer me these questions 3! (ish)

1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness
Account Manager for a natinal security company

2. What is your favorite color?
Dark Blue

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?
Toss up between 2 Nickelback songs:

Quote:
Next Contestant
I judge by what she's wearing,
Just how many heads I'm tearing,
Off of ******** coming on to her,
(Each night seems like it's getting worse),
And I wish she'd take the night off,
So I don't have to fight off,
Every ******* coming on to her,
(It happens every night she works,)
They'll go and ask the DJ,
Find out just what would she say,
If they all tried coming on to her,
(Don't they know it's never going to work),
They think they'll get inside her,
With every drink they buy her,
As they all try coming on to her,
(This time somebody's getting hurt).

Here comes the next contestant.

[CHORUS]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again,
(I'll watch you leave here limping),
I wish you'd do it again,
(I'll watch you leave here limping),
There goes the next contestant.

I even fear the ladies,
They're cool but twice as crazy,
Just as bad for coming on to her,
(Don't they know it's never going to work),
Each time she bats an eyelash,
Somebody's grabbing her ***,
Everyone keeps coming on to her,
(This time somebody's getting hurt).

Here comes the next contestant.

[CHORUS]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again,
(I'll watch you leave here limping),
I wish you'd do it again,
(I'll watch you leave here limping),
There goes the next contestant.

I'm hating what she's wearing,
Everybody here keeps staring,
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve,
(This time somebody's getting hurt).

Here comes the next contestant.

[CHORUS]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again,
(I'll watch you leave here limping),
I wish you'd do it again,
(I'll watch you leave here limping),
I wish you'd do it again,
(Each night seems like it's getting worse),
I wish you'd do it again
(I'll watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant

OR:
Quote:
Someone That You're With

I reside in 209, you're in 208
You moved in last Friday night,
and I just couldn't wait
So I tried to call across the hall,
to ask you out someday
But a line formed outside your door, and I was way too late

[CHORUS]
Well I'd rather start off slow
This whole thing's like
some sort of race
Instead of winning what I want
I'm sitting here in second place

Because somewhere
the one I wanna be with's
with somebody else
Oh god, I wanna be that
someone that you're with
I wanna be that someone
that you're with
And I can talk about it all day long
'til I run out of breath
But I still wanna be that
someone that you're with
I've got to be that
someone that you're with
And I'm pacing by the phone
'Cause I hate to be alone
And if you're out there with him
somewhere and just about to kiss
God I wanna be that
someone that you're with

Well I hear your favorite songs
you sing along with everyday
And I borrow things that
I don't need for conversation sake
Last night I heard your key,
it hit your lock at 4 AM
Instead of being out with me
you must be out with them

[CHORUS]

Because somewhere the one
I wanna be with's
with somebody else
Oh god, I wanna be that
someone that you're with
I wanna be that
someone that you're with
And I can talk about it all day long
'til I run out of breath
But I still wanna be that
someone that you're with
I've got to be that
someone that you're with
And I'm pacing by the phone
'Cause I hate to be alone
And if you're out there with him
somewhere and just about to kiss
God, I wanna be that
someone that you're with

Well somewhere the one
I wanna be with's
with somebody else
Oh god, I wanna be that
someone that you're with
And I can talk about it all day long
'til I run out of breath
But I still wanna be that
someone that you're with
I've got to be that
someone that you're with
And I'm pacing by the phone
'Cause I hate to be alone
And if you're out there with him
somewhere and just about to kiss
God, I've got to be that
someone that
I wanna be that someone that
I've got to be that
someone that you're with

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?
No just a cat right now.

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?
Everyone I can think of that needed egging has already got what they had coming already.
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#68 Jan 30 2007 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness
Ironworker <Foreman>

2. What is your favorite color?
Black

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?
Right now,Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd. no need to ask

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?
Had a Tarantula

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?
So many to limit to one cnut

Edited, Jan 30th 2007 4:49pm by johnnny
#69 Jan 30 2007 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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1. What is your current occupation / job / buisiness
Software Engineer at a startup company that designs VoIP and IP Video testing and monitoring software/hardware. At night I moonlight as a *************

2. What is your favorite color?
My girlfriend and I decided that it was important to our relationship to share the same favorite color, so we both agreed on Green.
red

3. If you had to pick a favorite song, what would it be and why?
Tuesday's Gone by Lynyrd Skynyrd

4. Do you have an odd pet (strange, unusual, out of the ordinary) and if so, what is it?
DodoBird wrote:
Yes, three turtles.

I'll see your three turtles and raise you a tortoise!

5. If you could go back in time and throw an egg at any one person at any given time, who and when would it be, and why?
Most offensive answer I could think of:

Hellen Keller, and I'd give her a dozen eggs to throw back at me.
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