The book will describe in full detail how to always come in second in Texas Hold'em. Further courses of study will be how to drag out games as long as is possible, and bonus maneuvers to aggravate the only other person playing, assuming you're doing as you were instructed and are currently in the top two, preferably with the short stack.
Any takers on pre-ordering?
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Did you know the biggest loser is the second biggest winner? Could you have a better 50/50 tool? All you gotta do, is the opposite of that. Could it be more valuably clear for those that don't belong to the cognoscenti Asylum club?
Keep dreaming script kiddy boy. For if you ever did describe in detail how to always do something like that, you'd be the richest man alive.
Go back to the OOT, man.
/points at Thundra
Keep dreaming script kiddy boy. For if you ever did describe in detail how to always do something like that, you'd be the richest man alive.
Go back to the OOT, man.
/points at Thundra
Smash has Thundra's account now?
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Smash has Thundra's account now?
That was my thought...
Kween Darqflame wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Smash has Thundra's account now?
That was my thought...
You're kididng me right? Why, because I'm talking about poker? Would I dare talk about coming in second all of the time? Seriously though, last Saturday I turned 700 dollars in chips into 3300 dollars in chips over a period of about 45 very long minutes.
Impressive, no?
Thundra wrote:
Impressive, no?
You are correct, no.
Edited, Jan 27th 2007 4:22am by MonxDoT
MonxDoT wrote:
Thundra wrote:
Impressive, no?
You are correct, no.
Edited, Jan 27th 2007 4:22am by MonxDoT
Oh, I get it, it's that trick english like the commercial with "when never" minutes, or like when I tell my friend that he didn't not make out with a guy.
Your pretty funny for a moran.
Thundra wrote:
Your pretty funny for a moran.
Sometime you feel like a moran like me, sometimes you feel like a cnut like you.
I learned long ago, on playgrounds of yore, it's over when the cnut is announced. Congratualtions, you lose again. Double down sir?
MonxDoT wrote:
Thundra wrote:
Your pretty funny for a moran.
Sometime you feel like a moran like me, sometimes you feel like a cnut like you.
I learned long ago, on playgrounds of yore, it's over when the cnut is announced. Congratualtions, you lose again. Double down sir?
I thought he called your a Mormon at first. Scary thought indeed.
Bringing derailâ„¢ back.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Sogoro the Irrelevant wrote:
Scary thought indeed.
Pwning on autopilot with two hands behind your back and a blindfold. Scary thought indeed + indeed. To think machines are already thinking. They thought I was a random post generator at first. But I think the artificial intelligence program MonxSchool v. 2.0 is pwning them like an IBM supercomputer chess game. Unless they're like the top chess player in the world, which since it's me, can't be them, they're pwned.
Like their minds are so blown away, d00d! ^_^
Thats amazing. I've read up on it too. They don't know how to fathom their existence after being manipulated like this. Completely beyond comprehension...But what we can conclude is that they themselves have become an auto generator.
Bringing derailâ„¢ back.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Sogoro the Irrelevant wrote:
But what we can conclude is that they themselves have become an auto generator.
Where there's smoke, there's Monx.
I don't know what I'm more excited about. That? Or that I learned only today this site was UBB and not HTML, and am now quoting original authors with precision? Thank number one we were able to bribe bladerunner jophiel with that special rachel model.
Its good that we can be lead to that too. I mean what can we do if we don't get our fixes of whatever it may be. Whether it be excitement or not on the matter at hand it will be beneficial to the furthering of the understanding of Monxness. I think were onto something here. But we shouldn't go too far in our ambitions. We should do it from behind the scenes and allow our essence to seep into their minds. Then when we do a full blown exercise of Monxness they will be bamboozled in the utmost self realization of turning to the ways of the likes of that which is great.
Bringing derailâ„¢ back.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
You mean cut them off like a soap opera, WITH COMMERCIALS?!?!? That could work, for a low monthly fee, too! 50 mil, minimum, for just the advertising, after I wound it up. Rate downs could be featured as a multi-billion dollar industry. It works on tv. It worked at the circus. It's already worked on mmorpgs. But we could do it better! And cut them all out, so we can have da precious to just ourselves!
I see we got poker on the sports channel now! What the f'ck is up with that?
Since when has poker become a sport? Probably about the same time cleaning windows became 'exercise'.....
Since when has poker become a sport? Probably about the same time cleaning windows became 'exercise'.....
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
No. {Too weak} They'd exhale you over. Back to the MonxLed OOT Base of Pwn Stock. That's "why do they call it ovaltine? The glass is round. The container is round. Why don't they call it roundtine?" {Too weak} I wanna see you MEGAFIKJCSED pwn one of these Aslylum posters. Again. Take II.
Just when I think I'm beginning to decipher what it is you are talking about, you go and tie my brain in a knot again. 
G'nite.
G'nite.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
/sigh
I hate zerg casualties without twinked implementz. Guess I'll have to settle for OOT + another 1, ASY {unchanged}
I hate zerg casualties without twinked implementz. Guess I'll have to settle for OOT + another 1, ASY {unchanged}
Can there been an auto-ban for people that talk in {ffxi language}?
paulsol the Flatulent wrote:
I see we got poker on the sports channel now! What the f'ck is up with that?
Since when has poker become a sport? Probably about the same time cleaning windows became 'exercise'.....
Since when has poker become a sport? Probably about the same time cleaning windows became 'exercise'.....
Hey, if some people can get away calling Cheerleading a sport, why not poker? Whomever coined the phrase "payback's a *****" was a freaking genius, how long did you ladies think you'd get away with it before we converted our very own "sport".
trickybeck wrote:
Can there been an auto-ban for people that talk in {ffxi language}?
I saw plenty of sub-defualt vengeance. Hope they feel better. Use the rate down button force. So you're saying it's impolite, it's uncouth, to quote {FFXI=language}? And you want to construct a superhighweigh called the Auto-Ban?
Glad you're saving the good stuff for 10k=<100. Do we get a 60% discount for reserving your barrier breaking post in advance? /Snore {Yawn}.
Edited, Jan 28th 2007 7:03am by MonxDoT
MonxDoT wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Can there been an auto-ban for people that talk in {ffxi language}?
I saw plenty of sub-defualt vengeance. Hope they feel better. Use the rate down button force. So you're saying it's impolite, it's uncouth, to quote {FFXI=language}? And you want to construct a superhighweigh called the Auto-Ban?
Glad you're saving the good stuff for 10k=<100. Do we get a 60% discount for reseving your barrier breaking post in advance? /Snore {Yawn}.
So you're implying that out of this post, I should deduce that it is an example of "the horns" that you get for "messing with a bull"?
Oh good, you told me how I should react too; /Snore {Yawn}
ohnoz!_!
Geez, sorry, thought it was an obvious referance to the Breakfast Club. But of course, MonxDoT obvious, for the /ponder + 4 inclined.
Thundra wrote:
Hey, if some people can get away calling Cheerleading a sport, why not poker? Whomever coined the phrase "payback's a *****" was a freaking genius, how long did you ladies think you'd get away with it before we converted our very own "sport".
Aside from the fact cheerleading is physically intensive, sure, it compares to poker.
Edited, Jan 28th 2007 1:43pm by sweetumssama
trickybeck wrote:
Can there been an auto-ban for people that talk in {ffxi language}?
{I don't understand.} {Please assist.}
Edited, Jan 28th 2007 4:03pm by Exodus
Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Can there been an auto-ban for people that talk in {ffxi language}?
{I don't understand.} {Please assist.}
Edited, Jan 28th 2007 4:03pm by Exodus
You are so getting a rate down for that!!!
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