Oh, wait after reading those complaints about the Iraqis not being able to control themselves, I came up with a great idea...
Okay, so maybe this isn't all fuzzy and friendly, but I think it would be functional. You see, the problem is that they don't just hate the West, but they also hate eachother basically along religious denominational lines. Really it's probably like 10 times as bad as any liberal/conservative or democrat/republican animosity here in the U.S. So yeah, they're having problems getting along and getting any sort of democracy done because not everyone there wants democracy because that requires comprimise and the religious zealots don't do comprimise (much like over here).
So what you need is an absolute governing body, a sort of monarchy if you will, a single individual heavy-handedly ensuring that the countries stability is maintained. Now mind you, this person would have to be pretty damn fierce, because they would have to ensure that the populace is scared pissless to step out of line, and to ensure that any religious squabbles are quashed before they escalate and destabilize the country. I hate to say it but they may have to resort to capital measures, just to make sure everyone knows that they mean business.
Now granted, a person like this is not going to be loved. Not by their own country, and not by most of the rest of the world that doesn't have a deep understanding of the social dynamic of this other country. So we would want to make sure the rest of the world feels safe with this person in place. Maybe we could limit their military power, maybe we could have regulators from a multinational organization go in every now and then to check and make sure that this person isn't stepping too far out of bounds, and maybe we could impose some sort of military blockade around the country (a "no-fly" zone if you will) to make sure that uneasy neighbors to this country feel safer.
Oh... wait... they had that. That was that Saddam Hussein guy, right?
Do a little reading... Who helped get Saddam into power in the first place? (USA) Who backed Saddam against Iran because we weren't cool with Iran? (USA) Who had a good part in these actions? (George Bush I) Who went in with bad info and f###ed up the situation beyond all recognition? (George Bush II)
Edited, Jan 31st 2007 4:16pm by Ridana