Whilst watching Shaun of the dead for the first time today (Its actually a rather big rock I live under) I found myself pondering what would I do in case of zombie attack.
While I picture myself as some heroic lawnmower wielding leader of the few survivors through a army of the undead screaming "Will of the Forsaken this".
(and not the hand operated type of lawnmower th driven type popping wheelies for the necessary shredding)
I noticed the staggering odds of say.
70% of the population vs 10 MPH lawnmower/as many human shields I can reach
Needless to say advantage zombies, Thus I give you plan B.
Kettle on lock doors, wait for someone else to do it, If need be to defend my life I would use my contingency plan aka kick ******* of zombie and hope that works.
But I am curious to hear what others would do in case of such a event so please if you have ever watched 5 zombies films in a row in the wee hours of the morning and thought of such a crazy deprived plan, do tell what your plan would be.
Edited, Jan 24th 2007 11:54pm by Tokujin