Zombie attack what would you do?Follow

Whilst watching Shaun of the dead for the first time today (Its actually a rather big rock I live under) I found myself pondering what would I do in case of zombie attack.

While I picture myself as some heroic lawnmower wielding leader of the few survivors through a army of the undead screaming "Will of the Forsaken this".
(and not the hand operated type of lawnmower th driven type popping wheelies for the necessary shredding)
I noticed the staggering odds of say.

70% of the population vs 10 MPH lawnmower/as many human shields I can reach

Needless to say advantage zombies, Thus I give you plan B.


Kettle on lock doors, wait for someone else to do it, If need be to defend my life I would use my contingency plan aka kick ******* of zombie and hope that works.

But I am curious to hear what others would do in case of such a event so please if you have ever watched 5 zombies films in a row in the wee hours of the morning and thought of such a crazy deprived plan, do tell what your plan would be.

Edited, Jan 24th 2007 11:54pm by Tokujin

I'd try to find the zombie corpse of Jennifer Love Hewitt. I would proceed to anally violate it. I'm not a necrophiliac if she's shuffling about.

It's back from the dead and it hungers for Braiiiinnnnssss!!!!!?

It depends on the kind of zombies.

Slow and dumb (Shaun of the dead): Quit playing any video games and replace it by killing zombies. Hideout would be the last floor of a condemned house, accessible with a rope ladder.

normal speed with the ability to "run" (Dawn of the dead): Find other survivors and form a small community (about 20 people if possible). Divide the group in squad with specific specialities (recon, supplies gathering, hideout protection, etc...). Hideout would be something big enough, high enough with at least 2 exits, but not too many either. There's still the option to kill zombies for fun, but with more caution.

or fast and crazy but easier to kill (28 days later): Find a few weapons/tools, get out of town fast. Live like an hermit. Hideout would be a tree-house in the middle of nowhere.

I would throw them Tokujin to eat while I made good on my escape.

Hey man, you asked.

Edited, Jan 25th 2007 8:16am by Kaelesh

Wow...you're sick.

Wouldn't be the first time!








wow...I feel like the disgusting version of BT this morning, if that is at all possible. [:barfsmiley:]

First thing i would do? go get guns lot of them get a big truck with 4 doors and find some people will would like to drive around town shooting people. alsoi i would find a plow to put on my truck. if the world's going to hell i'll have a little fun before it goes black.

D00d, get crossbows. Largo style.

No, wait. Everything I learned about zombies I learned from Resident Evil. And somewhat less from the RE movies and Dawn of the Dead. And a bit from Zombies Ate My Neighbors (I know SOMEONE remembers that awesome game).

Anyway, key items to survival include a combat knife, first and foremost. Then you'd need a place to hang out, preferably with roof access. Shotguns work wonders, so aim for the head. Since I'm a pansy and when I'm running for my life I like to travel light, I'd probably take a pistol of some sort, the knife, and that shotgun. Anything else would be too heavy to carry.

But a good place is very important. Like, hmmmm... not a hospital. Not a school (creepy children zombies? Ugh!). I don't think my university would be good either, because of closed spaces and the propensity for some of the football to become zombies and to tackle me. Honestly, the best place would be something like a small barn loft, with a lot of supplies, a radio, a TV, and roof access. A flare gun too, just in care. So when the helicopters come, I can get away. However, I would spend a lot of time running, I bet.

If zombies attacked, most likely all of us will die in a basement, pissing and sh*tting our pants while cowering in fear.

But thats no fun.

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/