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#1 Jan 24 2007 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he

waited to be seated, he noticed that the maitre d' was a robot. The

robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I

am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you

please."



Intrigued, the man said, "OK."



The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"



The man answered, "Oh, about 164."



The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,

interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The

man was most impressed. The next day he returned, but thought he would

try a different tack.



The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"



This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".



So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball

scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.



The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.



Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"



This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."



The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,



"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e

H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

#2 Jan 24 2007 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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#3 Jan 24 2007 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
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People accuse this board of being slanted left.

It's not, the rightist posters are just largely uninteresting.

#4 Jan 24 2007 at 5:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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My hubby pasted this to me and I immediately thought of this thread and you guys:

A girl gets in line at the supermarket and the guy in front of her glances at her things and says, "I bet you're single."

"Wow, how'd you guess? You could tell just by looking at what I was buying?" she asks.

"No," he replies. "Because you're really ugly."
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#5 Jan 24 2007 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
That's terrible.
#6 Jan 24 2007 at 5:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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