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#1 Jan 23 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
I've always said that I hate American football. It's a bunch of fat guys wrestling around on a perfectly good soccer pitch! Now, there is scientific proof supporting my theory. They aren't athlete's, they're morbidly obese, low-IQ, disgusting bastages!

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IOWA CITY, Iowa - Heavy tackles and 300-pound nose guards are common in pro and college football. Now a study shows the trend toward beefier, overweight linemen is emerging at the high school level.

Researchers at Iowa State University found nearly half of the offensive and defensive linemen playing on Iowa high school teams qualify as overweight, and one in 10 meet medical standards for severe obesity.

"These are 15- and 16-year-old boys that have a weight and body-mass ... that as they enter adulthood puts many at a very adverse health condition," said Dr. Joe Eisenmann, co-author of the study and a professor in pediatric exercise physiology at Iowa State.

The study appears in Wednesday's
Journal of the American Medical Association.

For years at the pro and college level, teams have sought bigger, stronger linemen who are harder to budge. Players have responded by adding weight and muscle mass, making the 300-pound lineman fairly common, sports medical experts said.

Recently, however, the National Football League and players have taken greater note of health risks for heavy athletes because of two high-profile NFL player deaths and a 2005 study, which concluded that 56 percent of NFL players fit medical standards for obesity.

The size, bulk and ever-widening girth of the pros apparently has not gone unnoticed by those dreaming of one day playing at the next level.

"Sure I look at college players and pro players a lot and size them up," said Chad Wilson, a junior who started at center last season for Iowa City West High School. He wants to add at least another 20 pounds before next season.

Pressure to get bigger, stronger, heavier may come from parents and coaches, but there is also a desire from within, players said.

"You want to have the weight to be able to compete in the conference we're in," said Thomas Reynolds (news, bio, voting record), a junior linebacker hoping to switch to the defensive line next season.

The study's researchers began by gathering height and weight data of 3,686 varsity linemen available from rosters from all classes of Iowa high school football teams. They used that data to calculate a body-mass index, the same tool used for the NFL study.

Of the players analyzed, 28 percent were deemed at risk of being overweight and 45 percent fit the standards for being overweight, including 9 percent who met adult severe obesity standards.

Researchers believe the study is one of the first — and most comprehensive — appraisals of obesity in high school football.

"We don't suspect, though, that Iowa is unique in any way," said Kelly Laurson, a graduate assistant and co-author of the study. "I suspect that states with an even richer high school football tradition, like Florida and Texas, may have an even bigger problem."

But the researchers and sports medicine experts acknowledge the study is not perfect.

The roster data was obtained in the preseason before athletes had a chance to get in shape, and the BMI formula can, in some cases, be deceptive, they said.

Dr. Edward Wojtys, an orthopedic surgeon and chief at the University of Michigan Sports Medicine Service, said the BMI fails to account for muscle mass and lean tissue and is less accurate than more sophisticated measuring techniques.

"On the other hand, there is still an obvious and growing problem of obesity among football linemen," Wojtys said. "The rules have changed in ways that favor larger and larger-sized bodies rather than smaller, athletic ones. It's not a good trend and one we should be concerned about."

Health experts also said the results are no surprise in a society dealing with high rates of child and adolescent obesity. Overweight children and teens face higher risks for heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes and weight problems through adulthood.

They said it's impossible to lay blame on any single source or factor.

"But I think if we're honest about it, at least in this case, we'd have to look at the role models for these young athletes," said Dr. George Phillips, a pediatrician at the University of Iowa's Sports Medicine Center.

"Most of these kids aren't going to play professionally or even at the college level. So what we need to do is to make sure if they're going to add weight, muscle mass, that they do it in a healthy way."

#2 Jan 23 2007 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
Do you remember that series on Espn they had? I think it was called Playmakers? They had an offensive lineman that developed serious health issues as a result of his weight and his diet. The doctor suggested he lose weight. When approaching the coaches about the possible weight loss they told him if he lost the weight he would lose his starting job. I wouldn't be shocked to see that happening as early as high school football.
#3 Jan 23 2007 at 5:47 PM Rating: Decent
and they can still run fast
#4 Jan 23 2007 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
Yeah if there's a cupcake at the finish line.
#5REDACTED, Posted: Jan 26 2007 at 11:52 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Soccer=******
#6 Jan 26 2007 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
Elderon wrote:
They aren't athlete's, they're morbidly obese, low-IQ, disgusting bastages!



They have to be smart, dumb dumb, or else they never would have graduated College Smiley: oyvey
#7 Jan 26 2007 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon wrote:
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IOWA CITY, Iowa - Heavy tackles and 300-pound nose guards are common in pro and college football. Now a study shows the trend toward beefier, overweight linemen is emerging at the high school level.
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For years at the pro and college level, teams have sought bigger, stronger linemen who are harder to budge. Players have responded by adding weight and muscle mass, making the 300-pound lineman fairly common, sports medical experts said.
Heh... I remember the shocked hubhub back when William "Refrigerator" Perry weighed 325.
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#8 Jan 26 2007 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Elderon wrote:
They aren't athlete's, they're morbidly obese, low-IQ, disgusting bastages!



They have to be smart, dumb dumb, or else they never would have graduated College Smiley: oyvey


it's not hard to graduate when you major in basket weaving and date rape.
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#9 Jan 26 2007 at 2:27 PM Rating: Default
that reminds me, superbowl is in miami next week.

will rent my house for 4000 for the week end plus a 4000 deposit in case of damages.
#10 Jan 27 2007 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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Now pardon me for being Mr FUcking Logic here, but balls are round, right? And you throw and catch a ball with your hand, not your foot.

So why do you call it "football" ya fUckin wierdos?

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#11 Jan 27 2007 at 7:39 AM Rating: Default
Because you were too drunk last time when Bodhi explained *** Football to you. Two guys in a bar, askes him if he ever heard of *** football, how do you play. Guy chugs a bear, pulls down his pants and rips a fart for the extra point. Nobby says ok, chugs a beer, pulls down his pants, and bodhi sticks his d1ck up Nobby's ***. Nobby says wtf are you doing? bodhi says, "blocking your extra point."

/cue Prince Get Up

23 positions in a one night stand

So why do we call it football if we use our hands when the situation calls for it? Because we don't a priori shave our legs like you Britz=G.Britz=Scotz=me(part)Welch. We kick off too.

/whistle!

"Foul! Your right arm was a little ahead of your left arm."

--->Go ahead. This is where you take your pus5y dive and grab your ankle in pain. That's why you Brits are so good at bending over.

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Edited, Jan 27th 2007 12:02pm by MonxDoT
#12 Jan 27 2007 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
I can't handle this Shit any more; I have finally turned my filter to "Decent and Better", and it's because I just can't take sifting through the incoherent spam. I've been Monxpwned, I'm sure, but it will be worth it.
#13 Jan 27 2007 at 8:20 AM Rating: Default
If you close your eyes, you can't see me.

My colored minions /rate-down B.T.

/bringing the OldSkool Filter program. The naysayer pundits have been defeated, "can't...handle...anymore...self...filter". Carry on until Mission Complete.

And you're paying for it too? How does it feel? 1!

/echo to what actually happens in reality b/c wtf I be Monx, teh win.

Edited, Jan 27th 2007 11:54am by MonxDoT
#14 Jan 27 2007 at 9:49 AM Rating: Decent
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King Nobby wrote:
Now pardon me for being Mr FUcking Logic here, but balls are round, right? And you throw and catch a ball with your hand, not your foot.

So why do you call it "football" ya fUckin wierdos?


In the world of sports, there is no such thing as logic.

Edited, Jan 27th 2007 11:50am by sweetumssama
#15 Jan 27 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Default
sweetumssama wrote:
In the world of sports, there is no such thing as logic.



Hah, then women would understand it without question. But congratualtions on your gay interpretation of sport. Fine, ok, at the Gay Games, "there is no such thing as logic". /wrist bends + /finger moves
#16 Jan 27 2007 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
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So why do you call it "football" ya ****** wierdos?


In it's most original form, football was quite similar to soccer.
#17 Jan 27 2007 at 12:58 PM Rating: Default
Makaro the Mundane wrote:
In it's most original form, football was quite similar to soccer.


Except that "soccer" was in it's most original form called "football".
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