26 year old married man from Des Moines, IA. I have a 3 year old in Rock Island, IL who lives with her spawn of satan mother. I have the most boring job on the planet. I look up dead peoples house deeds and mortgages.
I like slow walks on the beach, candle light dinners and watching Gbaji get owned at every opportunity.
I usually just lurk, but occasionally throw a post in for the hell of it. 32 y/o male, just got remarried on Dec. 30, got 2 boys from my first marriage. Used to have a little money, so I was pretty conservative then. Becoming a bit more liberal now since I don't have **** left after the ex spent it all. I'm here because I got a job last may that involves me sitting in front of a computer all day with very little to do...and i can't pronounce most of the words on the shampoo bottle. I originally came to Alla years ago for the EQ info, and still play EQ1. Played WoW for 4 or 5 months, might go back sometime.
God this post has gotten boring and pathetic...think I'll stop now before someone reading this dies from slamming their head on thier desk.
Okay, so would you rather marry a gay person, or have an abortion?
Marry a gay person, definately.
So I guess I would be forced to marry a hot flaming lesbian who insists on dragging her girlfriends into our bed to ease the burden of performing her wifely duties. It would be tough but I would force myself to work through the pain.
but we have a pig farmer that kills prostitutes then feeds them to his pigs before they go to market.
This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed at home, This little piggy had roast beef ate whores, This little piggy had none. And this little piggy went... "Wee wee wee" all the way home...
Bricktop that guy wasn't. Everyone knows you have to pull out all of the teeth first, because you don't want to be sifting through pig **** afterwards lookin' for 'em.