Whatcha doing here? Personally, I don't care who you are if you have something interesting to say but I'm noticing more OOT transplants and other new faces popping into the threads now and again.
So, what are you doing here? You married? Single? Male? Female? Age? Finding anything interesting? Just so bored that it was a toss-up between this and reading the back of the shampoo bottle again? Do you have a political affiliation? We could use another conservative voice or two -- debating with Gbaji is getting rote. Don't like politics and current events? You here for the other general interest threads? God forbid you're the sort to complain that you're being flamed the first time someone calls you a twit.
I'm bored. Post something and amuse me.