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#27 Jan 23 2007 at 10:16 AM Rating: Good
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I have gotten an official "booty call" from a person that works here and am wondering if I am going to be capable of shunning her off as she lives close by and wants me bad but I feel that it would be a bad idea to propagate such actions with a person with whom I do not feel so emotionally attached to in case it makes it harder on her wehn the day comes that I finally will not be able to satisfy her needs; such as when I get into an actual relationship, although I really do not think that she cares too much about that...
Did you just come out of the closet?
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#28 Jan 23 2007 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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#29 Jan 23 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
Yes, I confess. I am a lesbian. hard cored **** even.
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#30 Jan 23 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
Yes, I confess. I am a lesbian. hard cored **** even.
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tho crewell.. Eldy, thtop being tho un-kind.
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#31 Jan 23 2007 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
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Yes, I confess. I am a lesbian. hard cored **** even.
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tho crewell.. Eldy, thtop being tho un-kind.
So when are we shopping? Mommy needs shoes.
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If the sex (preferably with ******) doesn't work, you can also try using a breast pump for nipple stimulation to get the oxytocin going.


With all due respect, fuck the pump (not literally you pervs). Have your man play with those nipples! If you're going to nurse it will be one of the last times your boobs get the loving they deserve and not twisted, tweaked, pulled, wrenched, etc from another little guy looking only for food



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I got 3, I practice masochism I think.




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#33 Jan 23 2007 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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I got 3, I practice masochism I think.


A thrice-nippled *********?

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#34 Jan 23 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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[quote=Tare][quote=DSD]If the sex (preferably with ******) doesn't work, you can also try using a breast pump for nipple stimulation to get the oxytocin going.


I have heard of these "natural stimulations" to get labor going but it's not my style. I'll let nature take it's course, and be grumpy about it. I would probably never pump to get things going though, since I want all the colostrum that's there to go to my baby. And, I read that you have to do several hours of nipple stimulation per day to make it worth your while. Somehow, that doesn't appeal to me.
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#35 Jan 23 2007 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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I have gotten an official "booty call" from a person that works here and am wondering if I am going to be capable of shunning her off as she lives close by and wants me bad but I feel that it would be a bad idea to propagate such actions with a person with whom I do not feel so emotionally attached to in case it makes it harder on her wehn the day comes that I finally will not be able to satisfy her needs; such as when I get into an actual relationship, although I really do not think that she cares too much about that...
Dude...is that who I think it is?
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#37 Jan 23 2007 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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With all due respect, fuck the pump (not literally you pervs). Have your man play with those nipples!


If he can do a decent job of it, go for it. Unfortunately, just stimulating the nipples for an adequate length of time can be kinda dull for a guy--their attention wanders. They want to move on to other areas, or get reciprocation, or whatever. But if Mr. Tare has the ability to focus, more power to him.
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#38 Jan 23 2007 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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Yes.. but I have been behaving myself and everything has been cool. She just got a new computer and is insisting that I come and fix it. I can't really say no and I'm running out of excuses and she IS hot as hell. I'm just gonna go and try to keep my cool. we'll see what happens.
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#39 Jan 23 2007 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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if Mr. Tare has the ability to focus, more power to him.


He doesn't, and neither do I. Smiley: smile

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#40 Jan 23 2007 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
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Yes.. but I have been behaving myself and everything has been cool. She just got a new computer and is insisting that I come and fix it. I can't really say no and I'm running out of excuses and she IS hot as hell. I'm just gonna go and try to keep my cool. we'll see what happens.
What the hell Kelvy? Do your duty as a man and hit that ****! Don't forget to blow your load in her pooper so she remember's who wears the pants.
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#41 Jan 23 2007 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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trying not to sleep around too much
Why? Smiley: confused
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#42 Jan 23 2007 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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trying not to sleep around too much
Why? Smiley: confused
I don't live in a city, and getting a reputation is really easy in my neck of the woods. Quite literally, I can walk into any bar in a 20 mile stretch and probably know at least one person in there, possibly a lot more.

I met this one chick from NJ that was stopping for the weekend to go see some band. After spending the night with her I took her to a local diner for breakfast before she left for home. By that afternoon, my parents and my ex-wife had already heard about it from different people. Small towns FTW!
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#43 Jan 23 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception wrote:
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trying not to sleep around too much
Why? Smiley: confused
I don't live in a city, and getting a reputation is really easy in my neck of the woods. Quite literally, I can walk into any bar in a 20 mile stretch and probably know at least one person in there, possibly a lot more.

I met this one chick from NJ that was stopping for the weekend to go see some band. After spending the night with her I took her to a local diner for breakfast before she left for home. By that afternoon, my parents and my ex-wife had already heard about it from different people. Small towns FTW!


and that's why you go to the bar 25 miles away ;)
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#44 Jan 23 2007 at 5:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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and that's why you go to the bar 25 miles away ;)

Or at least slip a roofie in her drink so she won't remember anything.
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#45 Jan 23 2007 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
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Did you just come out of the closet?

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!




Seriously though. Booty call + work is not necessarily a terrible idea. But if it goes wrong, let's just say start building the bomb shelter now Kel.
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#46 Jan 23 2007 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
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and that's why you go to the bar 25 miles away ;)

Or at least slip a roofie in her drink so she won't remember anything.


would be hard to slip a roofie into the drinks of every acquaintance JD knew at a bar closer to home.
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#47 Jan 23 2007 at 6:57 PM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
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Yes.. but I have been behaving myself and everything has been cool. She just got a new computer and is insisting that I come and fix it. I can't really say no and I'm running out of excuses and she IS hot as hell. I'm just gonna go and try to keep my cool. we'll see what happens.


You owe it to yourself and your c'ock not to be a puss. If a hawt woman wants to have no strings attached hawt sex and you say no for some sissified reason about future long term relationships, well that makes you a homosexualist.

Do you like c'ock Kelvy? No? Well then grow a pair and then go get yourself laid in the most dirty way you can.
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#48 Jan 23 2007 at 9:23 PM Rating: Good
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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#49 Jan 24 2007 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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and that's why you go to the bar 25 miles away ;)

Or at least slip a roofie in her drink so she won't remember anything.


would be hard to slip a roofie into the drinks of every acquaintance JD knew at a bar closer to home.

True, but I bet it would at least quadruple my sex life. Does it still count as an orgy if I'm the only person awake?
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#51 Jan 24 2007 at 8:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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