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#1 Jan 18 2007 at 7:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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As your future presedent, i will ensure that many more quizpolls are posted by someone. Yeah. aaaaannnnyyyywwwayys...


1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?

2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?

3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable _______, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying __________ in the middle of his ________ after _________. You don't see that every day!

4. The ultimate stuffed bear was:
Paddington :14 (28.6%)
Winnie the Pooh :23 (46.9%)
Shardik :4 (8.2%)
Yogi :8 (16.3%)
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5. AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!?
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#2 Jan 18 2007 at 8:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Jan 18 2007 at 8:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh fluff and stuff!
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#4 Jan 18 2007 at 9:31 PM Rating: Decent
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#5 Jan 19 2007 at 5:07 AM Rating: Good
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1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?

What the hell is a trebuchet? I'd get on my unicorn and get the Hades out of there.

2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?

The U.S., of course.

3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable _giddiness______, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying __spaghetti monster________ in the middle of his _____pubic hair_______ after __waxing_______. You don't see that every day!

4. Winnie the Pooh, I guess.

5. AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!?

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssssssshhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii?


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#6 Jan 19 2007 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
As your future presedent, i will ensure that many more quizpolls are posted by someone. Yeah. aaaaannnnyyyywwwayys...


1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?

I have them make a flaming ballista, while I high tail it out of there.

2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win? ME, since I'll be here safely tucked away in my fallout shelter.

3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable _______, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying __________ in the middle of his ________ after _________. You don't see that every day!

See Tare's answer.

Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!

Pooh may be more known, But the Bear from the Deepest Darkest Peru, adventures are more enteraining

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AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!?


PPPPPPtttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppp!!!
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#7 Jan 19 2007 at 7:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
As your future presedent, i will ensure that many more quizpolls are posted by someone. Yeah. aaaaannnnyyyywwwayys...


1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?


A ballista, no need for it to be flaming
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2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?

Noone wins a nuclear war man.
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3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable AIDS, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying *******[/b] in the middle of his Urethra after sex. You don't see that every day!

4. The ultimate stuffed bear was:
Paddington
Winnie the Pooh
Shardik
Yogi

Pooh
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5. AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!?


meow
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#8 Jan 19 2007 at 7:06 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
As your future presedent, i will ensure that many more quizpolls are posted by someone. Yeah. aaaaannnnyyyywwwayys...


1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?


Flaming ballista! Fire pwns all large marauding monsters, duh! Everyone knows that!

2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?

Guam as any nuculear weapons would have already mysteriously disappeared from Aruba. Of course no one will see a thing and there will be a half assed investigation before the Aruban authorities go back to their siestas.

3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable penile dysfunction, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying trapezoid in the middle of his **** after douching. You don't see that every day!

Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!

5. AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!
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Is it 5 o'clock yet?

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#9 Jan 19 2007 at 7:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
As your future presedent, i will ensure that many more quizpolls are posted by someone. Yeah. aaaaannnnyyyywwwayys...


1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?

2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?

3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable _______, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying __________ in the middle of his ________ after _________. You don't see that every day!

Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!

5. AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!?


1: Trebuchet. For it's accuracy and fast repositioning. Also because it's cooler sounding then Ballista.

2: The cockroaches and it's mighty Twinky Army.

3: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable _thirst_, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying _rubber **** monster_ in the middle of his _favorite pub_ after _happpy hour_. You don't see that every day!

4: Yogi all the way.

5: Exactly. I feel the same way.

Edited, Jan 19th 2007 9:07am by Kaelesh
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#10 Jan 19 2007 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produce either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?

I choose to send them all to school to learn how to craft a rail gun. Then I have them build the rail gun and destroy the monster. Then it is used to gain control of the medeival world!

2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?

Satan


3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable _tourrett's_syndrome_, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying __fuck___ in the middle of his ********* **** fuck_____ after ___supper______. You don't see that every day!



4. The ultimate stuffed bear was:

Why do you hate bears? Trophy killing is bad m'kay!

5.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!?

Tis but a flesh wound.



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#11 Jan 19 2007 at 7:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?
Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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#12 Jan 19 2007 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?

Le sigh, my trebuchet she is le tired.

2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?

Meatwad.

3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable _lust for donkey pr0n_, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying _Giant bio-robotic 12 ***** demon_ in the middle of his _chocolate pocket ****** factory_ after __drinking a quart of Draino_. You don't see that every day!



4. The ultimate stuffed bear was:
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Meatwad

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5. KHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN!



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#13 Jan 19 2007 at 9:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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No one wanted the monster smiteing battering ram eh?
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#14 Jan 19 2007 at 9:50 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
No one wanted the monster smiteing battering ram eh?


Only if the monster is made of stone and mortar!

So if it was a Construct of Thule, sure battering ram it is. Otherwise I prefer ranged attacks from behind a tree!
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#15 Jan 20 2007 at 1:28 AM Rating: Decent
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1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?


A flaming ballista FTW!!! Duh animals are more afraid of fire than lumps of Rock
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2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?
No-one wins in a nuclear war.

3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable hic-cups, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying Wombat in the middle of his Bag of Coke after getting high with the Ferrocious Blatterbeast of Zarg You don't see that every day!

4. Pooh gotta be

5. Indeed.
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#16 Jan 20 2007 at 11:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
As your future presedent, i will ensure that many more quizpolls are posted by someone. Yeah. aaaaannnnyyyywwwayys...


1. You find yourself in an ancient medeival forest. Off in the distance, a large marauding monster is laying waste to everything. you discover you have a skilled crew of seige workers at your beck and call, and they can produse either a Trebuchet, A flaming ballista, or a siege tower battering/battering ram for you just before the monster discovers you. Which do you choose and why?


Duh, flaming ballista, because it deals with fire. Smiley: rolleyes

2. In a nuclear fight to the death between Aruba and Guam, who would win?

Not U.S.S.R.

3. Finish the sentance: Aurthur, having unfortunatly discovered his incurable __cancer_____, was somewhat bemused to see a large flying ____emu______ in the middle of his __dark______ after ____noon_____. You don't see that every day!

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5. AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!?



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#17 Jan 20 2007 at 12:40 PM Rating: Default
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Kao you sounded just like O-Ren Ishii speaking there:

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#18 Jan 20 2007 at 6:40 PM Rating: Default
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Ya'll should have payed closer attention to question 5. It says that the only answer that matters is that one, and if you answered all 5, instead of JUST 5, you need to be more cautious, and read directions first.


5. Only when it's raining, I swear.
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#19 Jan 20 2007 at 7:53 PM Rating: Default
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Yes, got company tomight already. So I must leave you with a half on. MonxDoT = Game. Gotta go. /Enjoy

Edit: Pardon my Freudian insurity, tofosure fosure.

Edited, Jan 20th 2007 10:55pm by MonxDoT
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