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#1 Jan 18 2007 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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what?
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#2 Jan 18 2007 at 4:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Jan 18 2007 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:
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nekst!
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#4 Jan 19 2007 at 12:20 AM Rating: Good
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So, what do you do?

#5 Jan 19 2007 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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I'm just here with a friend.
#6 Jan 19 2007 at 10:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hi! Ok, so my name's Candi and I work in public relations for Bacardi, you know, like presentations in bars and at liquor stores and stuff? And I'm thirty-six and I think the most important thing is that I want to have babies right now.

And you?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#7 Jan 19 2007 at 11:00 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Hi! Ok, so my name's Candi and I work in public relations for Bacardi, you know, like presentations in bars and at liquor stores and stuff? And I'm thirty-six and I think the most important thing is that I want to have babies right now.

And you?


Oh, um... babies... right NOW, eh? My name is Jack and I sell drugs to children in the schoolyard.

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#8 Jan 19 2007 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Hi! Ok, so my name's Candi and I work in public relations for Bacardi, you know, like presentations in bars and at liquor stores and stuff? And I'm thirty-six and I think the most important thing is that I want to have babies right now.

And you?


Are you wearing any panties?
#9 Jan 19 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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part of convo I had with lesbian earlier:

I stradle the line between seeing you as a Sister.. and a girl that I can't ****
although unlike with ither girls... I don't view you as a sexual object.... amazingly
Kelvyquayo: but I still have to view myself as a sexual object. and you ARE a female that I love for non-sexual reaons. naturally I would want to consummate that with heavy and hot fornication
XXXXX:u can love me for sexual reasons too
XXXXX:i mean i am sexy
XXXXXX:hahahaha
XXXXX:its ok to admit it
Kelvyquayo: well, how can I love you for sexual reasons? That's like you loving me for my driving skill and never having drove with me
Kelvyquayo: I demand a demonstration
Kelvyquayo: before I can fully conclude my sound judgment on the matter
XXXXX: i understand
XXXXX: and agree
XXXXX: lol
Kelvyquayo: I'm glad that we could reach this understanding.
Kelvyquayo: I'll be over at 9



Smiley: thumbsup Smiley: laugh
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#10 Jan 19 2007 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
You like Puppies?

I like Puppies.

You like beaches?

I like beaches.

You like movies?

I like movies.

You like food?

I like food.

next.
#11 Jan 19 2007 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
My last boyfriend said I was too clingy...but I don't think I'm clingy do you?

You know I would love to come over and do your laundry for you one day.

Maybe I can come over and cook dinner for you.

Would you like me to clean up your house a bit for you.

Maybe we could get together and...wait...where are you going?
#12 Jan 19 2007 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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How you doin'
Smiley: sly
#13 Jan 19 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Me so horny. Me love you long time. Give me Happy Ending! NOW!!







Too needy?
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#14 Jan 19 2007 at 12:47 PM Rating: Default
Dating over the speed limit

Dating on speed

Dating speed

Duck

Duck

Duck

Goose!

#15 Jan 19 2007 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
Master Shogen wrote:
You like Puppies?

I like Puppies.

You like beaches?

I like beaches.

You like movies?

I like movies.

You like food?

I like food.

next.
Put them together and you'll have a great time making a movie about cooking puppies at the beach!
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