And today, I learned that you don't substitute diswasher detergent with regular dish detergent. It makes sense in theory, but somehow it just doesn't work.
The worst part is I didn't just do this at home, I did it in the breakroom at work first thing this morning. So as I'm mopping up all the suds overflowing from the dishwasher, people kept walking by asking what happened. I got so sick of it I just started making Shit up. I mentioned a freak underwater basketweaving accident, another answer was I didn't know but I was pretty sure a swordfish, an eggbeater, and Paris Hilton were involved. Then I got tons of sage advice like "You should have just ran it without any soap" and the great comment of "What, you mean you never did this before?"
It must be like Snipe hunting or something, everyone else knew about it but no one talks about it. Actually, there were a couple people that confessed not knowing about it, and they were appreciative of the lesson, even if they weren't the ones who had to clean it up.
Last time I try to do a good deed at work again.
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Did that the first time I used a dishwasher at College. I can imagine the mess and bob bless you for not snapping.
Kakar wrote:
And today, I learned that you don't substitute diswasher detergent with regular dish detergent. It makes sense in theory, but somehow it just doesn't work.
The worst part is I didn't just do this at home, I did it in the breakroom at work first thing this morning. So as I'm mopping up all the suds overflowing from the dishwasher, people kept walking by asking what happened. I got so sick of it I just started making Shit up. I mentioned a freak underwater basketweaving accident, another answer was I didn't know but I was pretty sure a swordfish, an eggbeater, and Paris Hilton were involved. Then I got tons of sage advice like "You should have just ran it without any soap" and the great comment of "What, you mean you never did this before?"
It must be like Snipe hunting or something, everyone else knew about it but no one talks about it. Actually, there were a couple people that confessed not knowing about it, and they were appreciative of the lesson, even if they weren't the ones who had to clean it up.
Last time I try to do a good deed at work again.
The worst part is I didn't just do this at home, I did it in the breakroom at work first thing this morning. So as I'm mopping up all the suds overflowing from the dishwasher, people kept walking by asking what happened. I got so sick of it I just started making Shit up. I mentioned a freak underwater basketweaving accident, another answer was I didn't know but I was pretty sure a swordfish, an eggbeater, and Paris Hilton were involved. Then I got tons of sage advice like "You should have just ran it without any soap" and the great comment of "What, you mean you never did this before?"
It must be like Snipe hunting or something, everyone else knew about it but no one talks about it. Actually, there were a couple people that confessed not knowing about it, and they were appreciative of the lesson, even if they weren't the ones who had to clean it up.
Last time I try to do a good deed at work again.
In college, I learned that you shouldn't substitute dish detergent for shampoo.
Well, unless you want a lemon-scented head and a terrible bout of dandruff.
Well, unless you want a lemon-scented head and a terrible bout of dandruff.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
My husband did that.... twice.
It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't done it twice in the same week...
Edit: This is not me, but this is an acurate picture of what it looks like.
Edited, Jan 18th 2007 1:54pm by BelkiraMithra
It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't done it twice in the same week...
Edit: This is not me, but this is an acurate picture of what it looks like.
Edited, Jan 18th 2007 1:54pm by BelkiraMithra
Elderon wrote:
Leave the dishwashing to the proper dishwashing folk. Women!
Oh no you di'nt!!
The proper dishwashing folk is...the kids (if they want an allowance that is).
PinkyLady wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Leave the dishwashing to the proper dishwashing folk. Women!
Oh no you di'nt!!
The proper dishwashing folk is...the kids (if they want an allowance that is).
PinkyLady wrote:
Oh no you di'nt!! 
The proper dishwashing folk is...Mexicans (if they want a job that is).
The proper dishwashing folk is...Mexicans (if they want a job that is).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Quote:
Otherwise, get your female but over there and wash me some dishes. /crackswhip
I'm far to busy playing on the intrawebz, but I will send one of my lacky's over. (You won't be impressed thou since they're all men).
I'll make sure they grab you coffee on the way over. Tim Horton's Double Double ok?
PinkyLady wrote:
Quote:
Otherwise, get your female but over there and wash me some dishes. /crackswhip
I'm far to busy playing on the intrawebz, but I will send one of my lacky's over. (You won't be impressed thou since they're all men).
I'll make sure they grab you coffee on the way over. Tim Horton's Double Double ok?
Joph wrote:
Quote:
PinkyLady wrote:
Oh no you di'nt!!
The proper dishwashing folk is...Mexicans (if they want a job that is).
Oh no you di'nt!!
The proper dishwashing folk is...Mexicans (if they want a job that is).
Shame on you
Meh, I gave up on Mexicans they kept slipping out of the chains. I only use Polish workers now.
Jophiel wrote:
PinkyLady wrote:
Oh no you di'nt!!
The proper dishwashing folk is...Mexicans (if they want a job that is).
The proper dishwashing folk is...Mexicans (if they want a job that is).
Mexicans don't work.
PinkyLady wrote:
I only use Polish workers now. 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
PinkyLady wrote:
I only use Polish workers now.
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
PinkyLady wrote:
I only use Polish workers now.
Flea wrote:
It has to happen for someone to see it. Joph's dishwashing is the Yeti of our household.
Crack the whip woman...and take Pics cause it may never happen again. Which is why I pay my kids to do the dishes in our house. 
PinkyLady wrote:
Which is why I pay my kids to do the dishes in our house. 
[:disgusted:]
Eldy wrote:
Paying children to have sex with dishes is very, very sick!
Hey whatever it takes to get the job done.
Elderon wrote:
Paying children to have sex.....
Skeeterphiliac!
wait... how the fuck is that spelled?
Molish wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Paying children to have sex.....
Skeeterphiliac!
wait... how the fuck is that spelled?
I think it starts with a K.
/runs away.
MentalFrog wrote:
Molish wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Paying children to have sex.....
Skeeterphiliac!
wait... how the fuck is that spelled?
I think it starts with a K.
/runs away.
I'll admit it. That got a cheep laugh from me.
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
PinkyLady wrote:
I only use Polish workers now.
This so reminds me of my best friend's Polish husband. I was at their house for a movie one evening, and hubby went to the kitchen to make stovetop popcorn for all of us. He was making a HUGE racket, and I quizzically looked at my friend, who explained, "He makes popcorn the Polish way - he shakes the stove."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
PinkyLady wrote:
I only use Polish workers now.
This so reminds me of my best friend's Polish husband. I was at their house for a movie one evening, and hubby went to the kitchen to make stovetop popcorn for all of us. He was making a HUGE racket, and I quizzically looked at my friend, who explained, "He makes popcorn the Polish way - he shakes the stove."
Samira wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
PinkyLady wrote:
I only use Polish workers now.
This so reminds me of my best friend's Polish husband. I was at their house for a movie one evening, and hubby went to the kitchen to make stovetop popcorn for all of us. He was making a HUGE racket, and I quizzically looked at my friend, who explained, "He makes popcorn the Polish way - he shakes the stove."
Heh this reminds me of that commercial where the guy tells his co-workers the printer's out of ink. They tell him to shake it so he picks up the whole printer and starts shaking it.
My wife told me about doing this once. Otherwise I totally would have tried it someday.
yossarian wrote:
My wife told me about doing this once. Otherwise I totally would have tried it someday.
errr....
I always thought you were a chick.
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