I have a copy of the Onion in my trashFollow

As I look into the wastepaper basket next to my desk at work, I see two things:
(A) A copy of the Jan 4, 2007 Onion
(B) A 3/4s full cup of coffee, carefully placed at the bottom.

Apparently, everyone at the Onion office had the day off, because the paper is subtitled "Six Years of George Bush" of re-run articles. But, more curiously, someone had carefully gone through the paper and highlighted sections of the stories. Then they threw it away. And not just the George Bush articles are highlighted -- they highlighted a "News in Brief" story about a woman who played Judas Priest's "Love Zone" at her wedding, thinking it was a Christian love ballad.

So, between last night and this morning, someone came to my office, sat down at my desk, enjoyed 25% of a cup of coffee, highlighted up a two week old Onion and then threw them both away.

Perhaps.

It's a small cleaning crew though and consists of a couple older women from Latvia or Estonia or somewhere in parts east. Not the sort you usually associate with chilling with the Onion. Or taking notes on it.

Yup that is the burning question...

They didn't do it cause they were trying ti to win a Wii.

Edited, Jan 16th 2007 9:18am by BloodwolfeX

Maybe they were using it to learn English

Some cleaning crew that leaves trash in the trashcan. Way to cover their own ***, eh?

Do you habitually poke holes in your garbage bag or something? Last I checked, those things were water proof.

Quit being so damn Polish then!

Runner-up for "The Stupidest Post of the Year" award?

It reminds me of a joke:

There are two guys talking.

The first one says: "You know, the day I met you, I thought you were a cUnt. And every time we've met since I thought you were a cUnt. And it can't just be me, because everyone who's ever met you thinks you are a cUnt, and probably everyone who will ever meet you will think you're a cUnt. In fact, you've got to be the second-biggest cUnt in the world."


The second guy thinks about this for a while. "So the day you met me you thought I was a cUnt?"
"Yep."
"And every day since you?ve thought I was a cUnt"
"Right."
"And everyone I've ever met thinks I'm a cUnt?"
"You got it."
"And everyone I will ever meet will think I'm a cUnt?"
"Uh-huh."
"So how comes," he says, triumphantly, "I'm only the second biggest cUnt in the world?"
The first guy looks at him with total contempt.





"Because you're such a cUnt!"


Edited, Jan 17th 2007 10:28am by RedPhoenixxx

Monty Python?

<d1ck phart>

Wow. I haven't heard that term used in 20 years.