As I look into the wastepaper basket next to my desk at work, I see two things:
(A) A copy of the Jan 4, 2007 Onion
(B) A 3/4s full cup of coffee, carefully placed at the bottom.
Apparently, everyone at the Onion office had the day off, because the paper is subtitled "Six Years of George Bush" of re-run articles. But, more curiously, someone had carefully gone through the paper and highlighted sections of the stories. Then they threw it away. And not just the George Bush articles are highlighted -- they highlighted a "News in Brief" story about a woman who played Judas Priest's "Love Zone" at her wedding, thinking it was a Christian love ballad.
So, between last night and this morning, someone came to my office, sat down at my desk, enjoyed 25% of a cup of coffee, highlighted up a two week old Onion and then threw them both away.