As one who grew up with emergency school drills in case of Nucular Attack, and was constantly reminded of what action to take in case of the 4 Minute Warning. . .
Back in the day, we often played the "4 Minute Warning Game"
Scenario:
You have been told that in 4 minutes time, you and everyone/everything you ever knew will be incinerated; utterly destroyed.
How do you spend your last 4 minutes?
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I'd spend it with my kids, looking for somewhere that might make it through the blast. Oddly enough, we have several nuklear attack shelters in the area, what with having the largest naval base in the world a few minutes away and all. Sad thing is that the closest shelter is 5 minutes away, so we might be *******
I would say: praying.
I'd make myself a sammich.
Complete my "list of things to do before I die."
I'd probably find my mom, my grandma, and my cats, hug 'em all close, tell I love and I'll see 'em on the other side, then close my eyes and assume I'd not wake up.
Codyy wrote:
I'd probably find my mom, my grandma, and my cats, hug 'em all close, tell I love and I'll see 'em on the other side, then close my eyes and assume I'd not wake up.
Edit: There's no way in ******* hell I'm going to die a virgin.
Edited, Jan 14th 2007 6:50pm by Hellboy
Can't... stop... laughing... (@ Hellboy)
Edited, Jan 14th 2007 7:32pm by Deadgye
Edited, Jan 14th 2007 7:32pm by Deadgye
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Hellboy the Virgin wrote:
There's no way in @#%^ing hell I'm going to die a virgin.
Yes you will.
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Deadgye wrote:
Can't... stop... laughing... (@ Hellboy)
Edited, Jan 14th 2007 7:32pm by Deadgye
Edited, Jan 14th 2007 7:32pm by Deadgye
me either, that's why I am posting
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I would go with rape, if necessary, but consentual sex would work too. Pretty much just get my freak on, come, then go.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'd launch my escape spacecraft and go colonize mars!
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I'd probably spend those four minutes trying to fend off Hellboy.
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But in the end it would just be a valiant try and he would only like it even more. XD
A.) Call and tell the Boyfriendguy I love him from the roof of the tallest building close to where I am.
B.) Ask the ancestors to let me go home.
B.) Ask the ancestors to let me go home.
Suicide out of spite for whatever is destroying everything.
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Eat 50 eggs.
Panic, it just seems like the right thing to do.
I'd find the closest non-related female nearby and f'uck the unholy hell out of her.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Guys, there is no way in hell you could find anyone decent-looking to rape in 4 minutes. You'd be dead before you even left your basement.
So, just have a Wank, it's the best you can hope for. It'll be both symbolic of your existence, and a beautiful synopsis of your sex-life while on this planet.
Personally though, I'd take a quick nap.
So, just have a Wank, it's the best you can hope for. It'll be both symbolic of your existence, and a beautiful synopsis of your sex-life while on this planet.
Personally though, I'd take a quick nap.
I suppose I'd just cuddle Mia and Mr. Tare and tell them that I loved them.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Cuddle the wifey and the cats, spark up a smoke, crack open that bottle of Stone Russian Imperial Stout I have been aging and welcome the bomb with a big ol middle finger.
Id start berating myself for not making a nifty bomb shelter, but then pop on a motor bike and ride for the hills like Elijah Woods did. Hey, it worked for him when the asteroid hit
Tell my family that I love them, and then head for the hospital in case I survived the initial blast. Which I hope doesn't happen.....
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