Because:
#1 I'm not spamming
#2 I'm mocking
#3 You're too stupid a fool to realize
#4 You're a whiny Cnut
I'm like the sibling that waves his finger a tenth of an inch away from your eye while saying "I'm not touching you"
#5 What makes you think an army of legal advice isn't atm being garned to enforce said banning?
#6 The forum would be way more boring with me gone
#7 I'm a good guy that's making a persuasive case
#8 Anyone else is not MonxDoT
Enough for you?
Edit: 'Cause I'm a Voo-doo Chile Baby! Harnessing emotion, rationality, loyalty, and fanaticism in the name of me as emperor, Kao as executioner, you as jester. So jest, more.
Edited, Jan 13th 2007 8:59am by MonxDoT