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The Beatles weren't very goodFollow
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
You're an fucking post spammer. And stuff.
Clapton was over rated.
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
Cite?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I hear Clapton is actually really tall in person.
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
Cite?
Ringo was a sh1te drummist
George was an average guitarist
Lennon was a self-deluded hypocritical idealist (How do you equate "Give Peace A Chance" with funding Irish republican pub bombers instead of Irish Republican politicians?)
McCartney was the boy next door with a smile, a wink, and an ability to write 1940's vaudeville ditties.
Together, they added up to 'not very good' but rode on hysteria and the age of 'style over content'
And I am the motherfUckin walrus
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
You're mother said Harrison gave fabulous back rubs.
Doesnt that count?
Doesnt that count?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Honestly, their older stuff... remakes and originals... the "Boy Band" beatles was the best. IMO
then again, I like Nirvana too, so...
then again, I like Nirvana too, so...
Elderon wrote:
I hear Clapton is actually really tall in person.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
The Beatles wouldn't have been shite if they hadn't ripped off all their best stuff from Led Zeppelin and Chumbawumba.
True story.
True story.
bloodywilliam the Brilliant wrote:
The Beatles wouldn't have been shite if they hadn't ripped off all their best stuff from Led Zeppelin and Chumbawumba.
True story.
True story.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
John Lennon and Paul McCartney were stoned at an N'Sync concert when they wrote YESTERDAY.
They were watching PULP FICTION when they decided to retire from the music business and let Elvis take over as lead singer. Later, however, Elvis died and the Beatles had to reunite for one last concert tour. After 50 fans were trampled in a Cincinnatti concert venue, they decided to doff the whole Brit Invasion thing and go for something less cerebral. That was when they grew out their locks, put on some girly makeup, and became POISON. To this day, the Beatles have yet to outdo the success of EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN.
Next week on BEHIND THE MUSIC: How George Harrison rose from the Beatles trash heap to become Ozzy Osbourne.
They were watching PULP FICTION when they decided to retire from the music business and let Elvis take over as lead singer. Later, however, Elvis died and the Beatles had to reunite for one last concert tour. After 50 fans were trampled in a Cincinnatti concert venue, they decided to doff the whole Brit Invasion thing and go for something less cerebral. That was when they grew out their locks, put on some girly makeup, and became POISON. To this day, the Beatles have yet to outdo the success of EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN.
Next week on BEHIND THE MUSIC: How George Harrison rose from the Beatles trash heap to become Ozzy Osbourne.
bloodywilliam the Brilliant wrote:
Next week on BEHIND THE MUSIC: How George Harrison rose from the Beatles trash heap to become Ozzy Osbourne.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
bloodywilliam the Brilliant wrote:
Next week on BEHIND THE MUSIC: How George Harrison rose from the Beatles trash heap to become Ozzy Osbourne.
Yes. She'd been carrying on an affair with The Big Bopper for years. Sadly, Buddy was the last to know. And that is what drove him to hijack a Cessna on September 12, 2001 and ram it into the St. Louis Arch. He missed, and no one noticed until his bloated body washed up on the shores of the river that runs through St. Louis. You know. The river that runs through St. Louis. The one that I'm too lazy to look up on Google maps.
It's possible there's no river there at all. In which case, we can only presume that Holly was killed when his plane crumpled into a fiery heap on the bridge that runs over that river that may or may not be in St. Louis.
George Martin, Brian Epstein.
Col. Tom Parker.
The Who should only make live albums and Rock operas.
Sit in the nude and listen to The Village Green Preservation Society, then go downstairs and smoke some hash and Doolittle.
Col. Tom Parker.
The Who should only make live albums and Rock operas.
Sit in the nude and listen to The Village Green Preservation Society, then go downstairs and smoke some hash and Doolittle.
Redjed wrote:
George Martin, Brian Epstein.
Col. Tom Parker.
The Who should only make live albums and Rock operas.
Sit in the nude and listen to The Village Green Preservation Society, then go downstairs and smoke some hash and Doolittle.
Col. Tom Parker.
The Who should only make live albums and Rock operas.
Sit in the nude and listen to The Village Green Preservation Society, then go downstairs and smoke some hash and Doolittle.
Dude. VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY. Big rate-up for mentioning one of my favorite albums of all time.
The Beatles never had the kind of verse grace today's street poets strut, like Chingy's "Right Thurr":
Quote:
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, do what you do,
whoo...I like the way she doing that,
Plus I like it when she bring it back say,
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, do what you do,
give me what you got for a pork chop,
Uhn, she threw it at me like I was a short stop,
Huh, Twirking in a fatty girl hultur top,
then she backed it up on me, then let it drop(drop),
make it hot BOING!, Like a bunny,
girl can I touch you where it's sunny,
whoo...I like the way she doing that,
Plus I like it when she bring it back say,
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, do what you do,
give me what you got for a pork chop,
Uhn, she threw it at me like I was a short stop,
Huh, Twirking in a fatty girl hultur top,
then she backed it up on me, then let it drop(drop),
make it hot BOING!, Like a bunny,
girl can I touch you where it's sunny,
MonxDoT wrote:
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, do what you do,
whoo...I like the way she doing that,
Plus I like it when she bring it back say,
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, do what you do,
give me what you got for a pork chop,
Uhn, she threw it at me like I was a short stop,
Huh, Twirking in a fatty girl hultur top,
then she backed it up on me, then let it drop(drop),
make it hot BOING!, Like a bunny,
girl can I touch you where it's sunny,
whoo...I like the way she doing that,
Plus I like it when she bring it back say,
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, do what you do,
give me what you got for a pork chop,
Uhn, she threw it at me like I was a short stop,
Huh, Twirking in a fatty girl hultur top,
then she backed it up on me, then let it drop(drop),
make it hot BOING!, Like a bunny,
girl can I touch you where it's sunny,
FUcking Shakespeare
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
FUcking Shakespeare
Isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow's job?
bloodywilliam the Brilliant wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
FUcking Shakespeare
Isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow's job?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
bloodywilliam the Brilliant wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
FUcking Shakespeare
Isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow's job?
It is the East. And Juliet is DA BOMB!
King Nobby wrote:
bloodywilliam the Brilliant wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
FUcking Shakespeare
Isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow's job?
Hmmm.... that was Mr. Drysdale's secretary wasn't it? Jane Hathaway?
King Nobby wrote:
Ringo was a sh1te drummist
In an interview with Paul McCartney, he was asked if he agrees with comments that Ringo was the best drummer in the world. He said "Best drummer in the world? He's not even the best drummer in the band!"
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