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#152 Jan 25 2007 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:

You'll have to mud-wrestle the boyfriend for it.

Nexa
Sweet. I'm gonna get a Nexa for a night! I'm excited now.


You have four kids. I'm afraid I couldn't be in the same room with you without being impregnated instantly. Good thing you'll be staying home with the family anyway, you old fart.

Nexa
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#153 Jan 25 2007 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
I'm afraid I couldn't be in the same room with you without being impregnated instantly.

Nexa
QFT!


Nexa wrote:
Good thing you'll be staying home with the family anyway, you old fart.

Nexa
So you're saying that you don't really want to meet me? Smiley: crymore
#154 Jan 25 2007 at 11:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd use my journal but the temptation to make the password "Jophielhasagiantschlong" would be too great.

Edited, Jan 25th 2007 11:20am by Jophiel
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#155 Jan 25 2007 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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We'll use mine. I cleaned it out, you can PM me for the password, but I would ask that you don't pass it out amongst yourselves. That way I can deny it to those of you I hate.

Edited, Jan 25th 2007 2:50pm by Atomicflea
#156 Jan 25 2007 at 4:22 PM Rating: Default
Talk about border security to guard against illegal immigrants. The irony escapes them.
#157 Jan 25 2007 at 4:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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PM sent. Give me teh access NAO!
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#158 Jan 25 2007 at 8:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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So we aren't using myspace now? Whatever, someone let me know what I am supposed to be doing...

Anyhow...
Nexa wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:

You'll have to mud-wrestle the boyfriend for it.

Nexa
Sweet. I'm gonna get a Nexa for a night! I'm excited now.


You have four kids. I'm afraid I couldn't be in the same room with you without being impregnated instantly. Good thing you'll be staying home with the family anyway, you old fart.

Nexa


I am cute, 5'4", dance incredibly well, and won't try buttsecks with you. If my supposed roommate doesn't make it, I will have an opening!
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#159 Jan 25 2007 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Kween Darqflame wrote:
If my supposed roommate doesn't make it, I will have an opening!


Waiting for one of the boys to go for the obvious double entendre here...
#160 Jan 25 2007 at 9:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ambrya wrote:
Kween Darqflame wrote:
If my supposed roommate doesn't make it, I will have an opening!


Waiting for one of the boys to go for the obvious double entendre here...


You so know it... damn lazy *** brits sleeping at this time! Smiley: tongue
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#161 Jan 25 2007 at 11:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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If my supposed roommate doesn't make it, I will have an opening!

Only one?
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#162 Jan 26 2007 at 4:34 AM Rating: Default
"Mikey, is he cute? Is he brown? Would he like to join us for a cocktail? Is he polite? Is he clean? Have him take off his shoes. Don't let him go!" --Swingers ^^
#164 Jan 26 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Flea still hasn't sent me the password Smiley: laugh
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#165 Jan 26 2007 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
Flea still hasn't sent me the password Smiley: laugh
OMGWTFPWNED!
#166 Jan 26 2007 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
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she's trying to tell you something =)
#167 Jan 26 2007 at 8:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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I guess someone has to stay home and feed the cat.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#168 Jan 26 2007 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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Ha! Thinking back to the nickname you threatened me with I now have one for you, Cat Man ;)
#169 Jan 26 2007 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Flea still hasn't sent me the password Smiley: laugh
/shrug
You didn't PM me.
#170 Jan 26 2007 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I guess someone has to stay home and feed the cat.
I thought you had a kid. Smiley: confused
#171 Jan 26 2007 at 8:55 AM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I guess someone has to stay home and feed the cat.
I thought you had a kid. Smiley: confused
JD's right. Junior's supposed to feed the cat.
#172 Jan 26 2007 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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We could make things simpler and feed the cat to my dog....
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