Jacobsdeception wrote:
If I had any inkling as to who the @#%^ you were, I might consider giving a sh*t. Sadly, your only claim to fame so far is having your sig sig'd by that annoying un-***** with the barbie ava who sucks at playing BLM.
Oh, I'm sorry. Let me introduce myself. I'm the guy who bent your mother over a sofa last night. I thought when you woke up this morning and saw the clamps on her ******* it would be a dead giveaway. But I suppose not.
Jacobsdeception wrote:
*slurp*
I have a funny feeling I could pull a quarter from your ear and you would giggle for hours. Bhodi idn't funny.
The only reason I giggled the last time you pulled a quarter out of my ear is because I saw your mother sneaking up behind you with the strap on while you were preoccupied with playing your old Grandpa magic tricks. And you know it because I'm sure you're still sore.