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#1 Jan 11 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Decent

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You people seem to have some incite into this topic...

Just curious how you all deal with insane people. Functional to a point but obviously insane. We can call them the functionally-insane if you like. Typical example is that guy (made up or not) from the 'shat all over the place' story although that guy finally became un-functional.

Just a few casual observations from a layman:

1. You cannot ignore them. Ignoring them makes them think you are stalking them. (I told you 'insane').

2. You cannot reason with them. Trying to reason with them makes them think you are obsessed with them and hence they think you are stalking them.

3. You cannot have a conversation with a friend within earshot because they will think you are talking about them and are obsessed with them and hence are stalking them.

4. You cannot complain to the authorities since they won't believe you. Who would believe insane ****? You must be obsessed with them. Are you stalking them?

5. You cannot kill them because then you would HAVE to stalk them, and then they would not be insane.

Feel free to ride this anyway you want.

#2 Jan 11 2007 at 9:12 AM Rating: Decent

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Feel free to ride this anyway you want.

Like mother, like son.

#3 Jan 11 2007 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent

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There is only one good way to deal with insane people. It's sort of a universal fix for all problems, actually. You give them a kitten. But make sure the kitten is laced in Prozac.

#4 Jan 11 2007 at 9:16 AM Rating: Decent

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You give them a kitten

Good idea. Then you would have PETA all over your *** for cruelty to animals (the kitten that is). Instead of one crazy person you now have a legion...

#5 Jan 11 2007 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good

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I like to rate-camp them.

#6 Jan 11 2007 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent

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Fix your own problems, tard.

#7 Jan 11 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent

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Forum=4: We know guild drama

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#8 Jan 11 2007 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good

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insight

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#9 Jan 11 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Decent

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Dothammer the Righteous wrote:

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You give them a kitten

Good idea. Then you would have PETA all over your *** for cruelty to animals (the kitten that is). Instead of one crazy person you now have a legion...

There's only one way to deal with PETA. It's sort of a universal fix for all problems, actually. You sex them into submission. Yeah. Easy fix.

#10 Jan 11 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Decent

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Forum=4: We know guild drama

Who said anything about guild drama? Joph are you stalking me? Smiley: sly

#11 Jan 11 2007 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent

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You see, it all started with a tabard...

#12 Jan 11 2007 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent

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Dothammer the Righteous wrote:

Joph are you stalking me? Smiley: sly

Yeah. Looking for buffs.

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#13 Jan 11 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent

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Sorry new here, what's a tabard?

#14 Jan 11 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent

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Dot,
Stop stalking me or I shall have the authorities take you away.... to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and you'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats. They're coming to take you away ha ha!

#15 Jan 11 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Default

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I'm sueing cuz I got this totally lame *** Carly Simon song in my head.

IRTEHSECKSEESTAWKR....

AMARITE?!

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#16 Jan 11 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Default

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Dothammer the Righteous wrote:

Sorry new here, what's a tabard?

A tabard is a short coat, either sleeveless, or with short sleeves or shoulder pieces, which was a common item of men's clothing in the Middle Ages, usually for outdoors. It might be belted, or not. Tabards might be emblazoned on the front and back with a coat of arms, and in this form they survive now as the distinctive garment of officers of arms in heraldry.

Tabard design has been known to rip guilds apart into two opposing factions; Smoggy, and We.

#17 Jan 11 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Decent

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WTF when did they add Smiley: crymore

Smiley: crymore

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I demand an whoosh already.

#18 Jan 11 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Default

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/woosh mf

#19 Jan 11 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good

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This worked for me!

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#20 Jan 11 2007 at 9:33 AM Rating: Decent

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Frakkor wrote:

Dothammer the Righteous wrote:

Sorry new here, what's a tabard?

Tabard design has been known to rip guilds apart into two opposing factions; Smoggy, and We.

It didn't start with a tabard. That's just what those dirty little gnomes want you to believe. Pint size bastages.

#21 Jan 11 2007 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent

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Once this one girl liked Bhodi but Bhodi didn't like her so they got together and...

Well, I won't ruin it for Bhodi.

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#22 Jan 11 2007 at 9:36 AM Rating: Decent

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Thanks Frakkor. That was a reasonable and well thought out response to my question. I truly appreciate your candor and professional attitude in this matter...

#23 Jan 11 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good

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bodhisattva wrote:

This worked for me!

just proves you have some sanity issues ;)

#24 Jan 11 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent

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Jophiel wrote:

Once this one girl liked Bhodi but Bhodi didn't like her so they got together and...

compared penises?

#25 Jan 11 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

Once this one girl liked Bhodi but Bhodi didn't like her so they got together and...

Well, I won't ruin it for Bhodi.

Her name was Elinda btw!

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#26 Jan 11 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good

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