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"Smart men love smart women more than smart women love smart men." -Me
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Inanimate wrote:
Please post any quotes that you created, or as far as you know are the only creator of...
"Smart men love smart women more than smart women love smart men." -Me
"Smart men love smart women more than smart women love smart men." -Me
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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If you think quoting yourself is bunk than why did you type it as a quote? Why did you sign it "-me" seems hypocritical in my opinion.
I've got a lot of good quotes from idiots I've met over the years who fancied themselves intellectuals. Here's one I'll always be fond of:
"The problem with human existence is that it's problematic."
"The problem with human existence is that it's problematic."
I wont quote myself, ITS NOT PUNK ROCK! 
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Indulge yourself, be creative, have self confidence be independant. Tell the world a point of view that pertains to your daily life...
Here is another:
"If you're not for me, than you're against me." -Me
Here is another:
"If you're not for me, than you're against me." -Me
"Inanimate is a tard."
-Tare
-Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Not my favorite quote, but relevant:
Someone around here smells like sock. - Me
Edited, Jan 11th 2007 7:09am by Poldaran
Someone around here smells like sock. - Me
Edited, Jan 11th 2007 7:09am by Poldaran
Oooh, oooh, I got one, I want to play too.
"Girls get touched in School. Boys get touched in Church."
"Girls get touched in School. Boys get touched in Church."
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Beer first everything else can wait.
People may not remember what exactly it is you said, or even what you did; but they will always remember how you made them feel.
Beer first everything else can wait.
People may not remember what exactly it is you said, or even what you did; but they will always remember how you made them feel.
"Your ancestors were on the Mayflower? So what! My ancestors SWAM under the Mayflower!!!"
-Tipsy outraged response to Whitey
-Tipsy outraged response to Whitey
They say that behind every good man there's a good woman. I say behind every good woman there's a good man pounding her like a jackhammer while she's face down in a hot stripper's moneymaker.
--Me--
Also, this thread is retarded.
--Me--
Also, this thread is retarded.
"Last." --Me
Totem
Totem
Hellboy wrote:
I wrote:
How many roads must a man walk down,
Before he gets holes in his socks?
Before he gets holes in his socks?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Quote:
"Girls get touched in School. Boys get touched in Church."
Winner.
DK
Quote:
Winner.
DK
DK
Loser ~ JK
Here was a nifty quote! 
The News wrote:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice let slip her news media preferences Thursday, saying, "I love every single one" of Fox News network's correspondents and also favors CBS anchor Harry Smith.
In comments overheard on an open microphone between morning television interviews, including one with Fox, the top U.S. diplomat said: "My Fox guys, I love every single one of them."
In comments overheard on an open microphone between morning television interviews, including one with Fox, the top U.S. diplomat said: "My Fox guys, I love every single one of them."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Inanimate this is for you.
"Please drink the water from your **** douche."
-Redjed
"Please drink the water from your **** douche."
-Redjed
Redjed wrote:
Inanimate this is for you.
"Please drink the water from your **** douche."
-Redjed
"Please drink the water from your **** douche."
-Redjed
UR NOT DOING IT RITE!
It's, "Please drink the water from your **** douche at least twice a day."
A little death never hurt anyone -Damion
Well, it's not original, but I hear it's popular in Texas:
"Some folk just NEED killin'."
"Some folk just NEED killin'."
"Shellacing the organ no more makes you a musician than spanking the monkey makes me a zoologist."
After being berated for making a funny about the **** death camp at Auschwitz by someone who claimed their parents were imprisoned there... "Really? My wife's parents were at Auschwitz too... they were guards, but they were there."
After being berated for making a funny about the **** death camp at Auschwitz by someone who claimed their parents were imprisoned there... "Really? My wife's parents were at Auschwitz too... they were guards, but they were there."
Deathwysh wrote:
"Shellacing the organ no more makes you a musician than spanking the monkey makes me a zoologist."
After being berated for making a funny about the **** death camp at Auschwitz by someone who claimed their parents were imprisoned there... "Really? My wife's parents were at Auschwitz too... they were guards, but they were there."
After being berated for making a funny about the **** death camp at Auschwitz by someone who claimed their parents were imprisoned there... "Really? My wife's parents were at Auschwitz too... they were guards, but they were there."
I heard it as, "My grandfather died in a **** concentration camp. He got too drunk and fell out of the guard tower."
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