Deathwysh wrote:
"Shellacing the organ no more makes you a musician than spanking the monkey makes me a zoologist."
After being berated for making a funny about the **** death camp at Auschwitz by someone who claimed their parents were imprisoned there... "Really? My wife's parents were at Auschwitz too... they were guards, but they were there."
I heard it as, "My grandfather died in a **** concentration camp. He got too drunk and fell out of the guard tower."