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#1 Jan 10 2007 at 9:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Coach arrested after repeated ******** attacks

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Ex-coach allegedly hits students in groin

MONUMENT, Colo. (AP) -- A former high school basketball coach faces 39 charges for allegedly hitting male students in the groin, showing them pornography and pouring water on his players then driving them to games in the winter with the windows rolled down.

A student in documents said Burr would ask them, "What is the capital of Thailand?" When they would answer "Bangkok," he would hit them in the groin.

In arrest records, some of the victims portrayed the incidents as Burr's misguided attempts at humor but said they kept quiet for fear of getting kicked off the team. One student estimated some of the players were hit in the groin 30-40 times.

Another said the blows occurred at every practice, with the coach hitting them with his hand, basketballs and tennis balls.


I don't claim to have been the most brilliant of high school students, but it would seem to me that the average male would catch on to the fact that he was getting hit in the nuts every time his coach asked "What is the capital of Thailand?" and would perhaps turn away from the attempted blow instead of taking it square in his junk.

As to their fear of getting kicked off the team, I surmise that the majority of the male population would rather get kicked off a high school basketball team than get kicked in the nuts repeatedly, but that's just me.



Edited, Jan 10th 2007 12:21pm by Mearyk
#2 Jan 10 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Decent
High-schoolers are deficient in the "what is this *************** gene when it comes to varsity sports.

True story.
#3 Jan 10 2007 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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As to their fear of getting kicked off the team, I surmise that the majority of the male population would rather get kicked off a high school basketball team than get kicked in the nuts repeatedly, but that's just me.
You obviously aren't a hardcore jock, growing up in a community where adolescent males identify themselves and are valued by others through sports, living in a family that lives through you vicariously and had ridiculously high performance expectations of you. That's the life of many a football player.

I also assume that you've never heard of hazing? It's not uncommon for kids to go through 1-2 years of it on sports teams, probably even more if you aren't playing varsity or at the very least first string on the JV team.

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A student in documents said Burr would ask them, "What is the capital of Thailand?" When they would answer "Bangkok," he would hit them in the groin.
How very 6th grade of him. Not saying that we never got a cup-check when I was playing ball, but at least we knew it was our fault. If you ain't wearin' a cup to practice, you bet your *** you're limping back to the locker room.
#4 Jan 10 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
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#5 Jan 10 2007 at 10:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Jacob wrote:
I also assume that you've never heard of hazing? It's not uncommon for kids to go through 1-2 years of it on sports teams, probably even more if you aren't playing varsity or at the very least first string on the JV team.


I know what hazing is, but I was always under the impression that it was done by your own peers rather than your coach. The coach should have dubbed one of his players "The CockKnocker." It might have worked that way.
#6 Jan 10 2007 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
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Ghey. If you're going out of your way to touch a man's nuts, you must really feel a lack.
#7 Jan 10 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
Ok that guy has some serious problems. I know the crotch punching is bad but what the hell is with pouring water on the players and then driving with the windows down. I would have smacked the hell out of him. That's freakin insane.
#8 Jan 10 2007 at 12:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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A former high school basketball coach faces 39 charges for allegedly hitting male students in the groin, showing them pornography and pouring water on his players then driving them to games in the winter with the windows rolled down.

We used to do that for fun. Then again, I played hockey.

Funny that they even threw that in there. You'd think that the sack-taps would have been enough to send him away for a while, or at least get him fired.
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#9 Jan 10 2007 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
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A former high school basketball coach faces 39 charges for allegedly hitting male students in the groin, showing them pornography and pouring water on his players then driving them to games in the winter with the windows rolled down.

We used to do that for fun. Then again, I played hockey.

Funny that they even threw that in there. You'd think that the sack-taps would have been enough to send him away for a while, or at least get him fired.


I thought he should be put away for the repetitive use of cheesey jokes.
#10 Jan 10 2007 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
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lateforwork wrote:
Ok that guy has some serious problems. I know the crotch punching is bad but what the hell is with pouring water on the players and then driving with the windows down. I would have smacked the hell out of him. That's freakin insane.
And you're the poosay that would have quit right after hell-week. There's a reason they don't let twats like you play sports; there's not enough room on the bench for all of you. What's a little frostbite? I doubt driving to a game with the windows down while a little damp could possibly be any worse than playing in a snow storm, or sleet. ****, those whiney ******* should be grateful they even had a car. I would have made the little cry babies walk.
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