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#27 Jan 10 2007 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
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So I took them home, cursed and snarled until the perforations-that-weren't forced me to gut the package like a deer carcass, and I tried out the "quietest pouch" which was indeed so whisper-silent that if I were a ninja, and I was bleeding vaginally, I would accept no other brand.

RACK that. Smiley: lol
#28 Jan 10 2007 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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Pikko snort laughed.
Magi said it's not funny.

Pikko has a good sense of humor.
Someone should wrap a cloth around Magi. He is, afterall, a giant bleeding ****.

I thought it was some funny ****. Mostly because I can't relate on an empathetic level and I've been 'lucky' enough to overhear some of my female friends on similar rants whilst in the saddle. I still don't get why women get so pissy during ******* week. Smiley: confused
#29 Jan 10 2007 at 8:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Chicken breasts are done when they feel like a hard *****."
Surprisingly, I hear it tastes like chicken too.

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#30 Jan 10 2007 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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"Chicken breasts are done when they feel like a hard *****."
Surprisingly, I hear it tastes like chicken too.

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Who the hell "feels" a chicken breast to check to see if it's done? That's some sick beastiallity **** right there. Poor chickens can't even communicate that they're being molested. Will someone PLEASE think of the chickens! Smiley: frown



#31 Jan 10 2007 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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Someone should wrap a cloth around Magi. He is, afterall, a giant bleeding ****.
QFT. I bet he didn't find it funny so much as autobiographical.
#32 Jan 10 2007 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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What the wings really do is rub the insides of your thighs raw, peel off your panties, and stick to your leg, or, worse, get sucked inside your panties where they wad up and jab you in the nether regions and create a critical breach in the absorbency layer through which fluids are guaranteed to seep, staining anything you sit on. In other words, they do not work as advertised. They were probably invented by men, just like five-inch-long tampons. As I exclaimed at high volume in the store "For @#%^'s Sake! I am bleeding from my ******, not HANG-GLIDING!"


OMFG. It's funny cuz it's true.

I tried those wing things once and it just sucked. I think they are made for the ultra skinny woman who has thighs that don't touch. Blech.

I like the idea of the glad rags, but I think I would rather go with a Diva Cup. It just looks like it would be a ton less work and pretty comfortable from what I have heard.

eta - oh yea and for all you ladies who decide to switch feminine products - this site should help you get rid of your old tampons. Yeeehaw.

Edited, Jan 10th 2007 4:50pm by kundalini
#33 Jan 10 2007 at 8:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jacobsdeception wrote:
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Pikko snort laughed.
Magi said it's not funny.

Pikko has a good sense of humor.
Someone should wrap a cloth around Magi. He is, afterall, a giant bleeding ****.

I thought it was some funny sh*t. Mostly because I can't relate on an empathetic level and I've been 'lucky' enough to overhear some of my female friends on similar rants whilst in the saddle. I still don't get why women get so pissy during ******* week. Smiley: confused


What makes you think we want icky crap in all our holes that week?
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#34 Jan 10 2007 at 9:00 AM Rating: Good
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What makes you think we want icky crap in all our holes that week?

You do every other week?
#35 Jan 10 2007 at 9:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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What makes you think we want icky crap in all our holes that week?

You do every other week?


Someone's been lying to you!!!
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#36 Jan 10 2007 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception wrote:
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What makes you think we want icky crap in all our holes that week?

You do every other week?


Someone's been lying to you!!!
Nonsense! Women don't lie, silly. Coincidentally, neither does ****.

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Either that or I have a really tasty *****.

Edited, Jan 10th 2007 12:09pm by Jacobsdeception
#37 Jan 10 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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Which hole?
#38 Jan 10 2007 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
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Which hole?
I think I can safely say, on behalf of all men: I doesn't really matter.
#39 Jan 10 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
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I earned my Redwings back in the tumultuos summer of '93. I even let her paint it on my face like warpaint. I aint skurred.


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#40 Jan 10 2007 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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Ha ha "Gorilla Salad " ......
#41 Jan 10 2007 at 10:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm going to tell you all something, and it may come as a shock. But it is impossible, no matter how much perfume you wear, to feel "fresh" when you are squelching in your own bodily fluids. Okay? No product you can buy is going to change this. No microweave covering, no multi-layer filling, no contoured channels, and no "fresh scent!"


QFT

and she is always like this when it comes to ranting.
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