With your abstinence only sex ed.
Horrible commericals with break dancing wang.
Ok, so maybe you aren't missing much.
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 5:34pm by bodhisattva
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That made my brain hurt. A pox on you!!
That yellow muscle shirt guy was just too much..
That yellow muscle shirt guy was just too much..
I think that may be the best abstinence only campaign out there. The dancing ***** seals it
That was awesome! "Go *****, go *****, go *****..." 
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Oh jesus, warn folks not to watch that while eating or drinking would ya? I think I inhaled a jalepeno into my sinuses.
I am at work, watched it without sound... I still had to stifle a laugh. I can't imagine it with the audio, but given those fresh steps, I imagine their lyrics are awesome as well.
I have a feeling that song will be going through a few folks heads, next time they get laid.
Bad enough that I found myself waking up very hmm, frustrated from not taking my meds for the 4 days. You all wished you were in my dreams.
Bad enough that I found myself waking up very hmm, frustrated from not taking my meds for the 4 days. You all wished you were in my dreams.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
I play a prerecorded cassette with "Go *****!" looped every time I get laid.
better than Nephs "Danger Zone" ;)
Some Guy wrote:
I play a prerecorded cassette with "Go *****!" looped every time I get laid.
I'm sure your boyfriend appreciates that.
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 7:57pm by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Some Guy wrote:
I play a prerecorded cassette with "Go *****!" looped every time I get laid.
I'm sure your hand appreciates that.
More fixed.
I call bluff. I don't think he's ever been laid by either gender.
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 2:58pm by Elderon
Elderon wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Some Guy wrote:
I play a prerecorded cassette with "Go *****!" looped every time I get laid.
I'm sure your hand appreciates that.
More fixed.
I call bluff. I don't think he's ever been laid by either gender.
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 2:58pm by Elderon
FYi Implying the person is a homosexual is more burning than blatantly stating that they ********** and can't get laid.
Maybe you really should focus more on posting on Unicorn and Oot forums. Seems more you style.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Elderon wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Some Guy wrote:
I play a prerecorded cassette with "Go *****!" looped every time I get laid.
I'm sure your hand appreciates that.
More fixed.
I call bluff. I don't think he's ever been laid by either gender.
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 2:58pm by Elderon
FYi Implying the person is a homosexual is more burning than blatantly stating that they ********** and can't get laid.
Poor Bodhi. Hey... hey big guy. You want- you want a SODA? Hmm? Do you? Do you want a SODA??"
Co-opting Family guy to cover your own deficiences of wit also not that great. Lord, I could go down on George Michael while getting buggered by Elton John, with Boy George fiddling himself while he watched and I still wouldn't be half the e-*** you are Elderon.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Co-opting Family guy to cover your own deficiences of wit also not that great. Lord, I could go down on George Michael while getting buggered by Elton John, with Boy George fiddling himself while he watched and I still wouldn't be half the e-*** you are Elderon.
In life there are actors who are on the stage, then there are the hecklers who have nothing constructive to say, wishing they could have a bit part in the production. One day you'll get your curtian call Bodhi, one day. You just have to keep believing. Managing to coherce those guys into your sexual fantasy might even speed up the fruition of that goal too!
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 3:26pm by Elderon
A Deconstruction of an Elderon Response by BodhisattvaYou sure have put a lot of thought into that I wish I could have thought of that. Sexual fantasy much I'm rubber you're glue defense, to me calling him an e-***? I'm sure you'll make millions should you ever achieve your dream and catch it on video Segue. Speaking of wit, when are you going to break out some material 'Is that all you got' standard reply? Borrowed would suffice should you actually manage to use it in appropriate context Filler Retort to cover his own broken ***.
In live there are actors who are on the stage an attempt to appear smarter than he is thus in response to my attack on his lack of with, then there are the hecklers who have nothing constructive to say wishing they could have a bit part in the production Implying that I am heckler (which I am) Captain Obvious, also clearly showing that he doesnt understand that heckling is what the asylum is about. One day you'll get your curtian call Bodhi, one day I can only imagine this is him imaging me naked draped in a purple velvet curtain. You just have to keep believing This line is what Eldy repeats to himself after I rebuff his amorous advances. Managing to coherce those guys into your sexual fantast might even speed up the fruition of that goal too!A metaphor, uncoded it means rough sex makes him *** quick, scary sh'it.
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 8:39pm by bodhisattva
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 8:39pm by bodhisattva
Elderon wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Co-opting Family guy to cover your own deficiences of wit also not that great. Lord, I could go down on George Michael while getting buggered by Elton John, with Boy George fiddling himself while he watched and I still wouldn't be half the e-*** you are Elderon.
In live there are actors who are on the stage an attempt to appear smarter than he is thus in response to my attack on his lack of with, then there are the hecklers who have nothing constructive to say wishing they could have a bit part in the production Implying that I am heckler (which I am) Captain Obvious, also clearly showing that he doesnt understand that heckling is what the asylum is about. One day you'll get your curtian call Bodhi, one day I can only imagine this is him imaging me naked draped in a purple velvet curtain. You just have to keep believing This line is what Eldy repeats to himself after I rebuff his amorous advances. Managing to coherce those guys into your sexual fantast might even speed up the fruition of that goal too!A metaphor, uncoded it means rough sex makes him *** quick, scary sh'it.
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 8:39pm by bodhisattva
Edited, Jan 9th 2007 8:39pm by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
How am I supposed to keep this up if you're going to make me ?
You *******.
? You *******.
played it, and gotta tell you, we have our share of really bad commercials too. more so cause we have more channels than you do. and if you try and say, more channels doesnt automatically mean more bad commercials, well, all i can say is, you dont watch alot of american tv.
how about the erection enhancement commercials flooding every channel on tv and radio? it kind of ASSUMES women WANT to have more sex. obviously a commercial series written by people who have NEVER been married. EVER.
or how about the "made in new yourk city" salsa commercials? our cars are made in canada and mexico, you think americans give a rats **** where our salsa is made?
your ***** add has nothing on the ineptness and stupidity of american tv commercials. not to mention, our inept, stupid commercial makers get paid MORE than yours to do it.
how about the erection enhancement commercials flooding every channel on tv and radio? it kind of ASSUMES women WANT to have more sex. obviously a commercial series written by people who have NEVER been married. EVER.
or how about the "made in new yourk city" salsa commercials? our cars are made in canada and mexico, you think americans give a rats **** where our salsa is made?
your ***** add has nothing on the ineptness and stupidity of american tv commercials. not to mention, our inept, stupid commercial makers get paid MORE than yours to do it.
Quote:
it kind of ASSUMES women WANT to have more sex.
Maybe Im a freak of nature (or have a guy who knows how to push my buttons properly) but I always want more sex ;)
DSD wrote:
Maybe Im a freak of nature (or have a guy who knows how to push my buttons properly) but I always want more sex ;)
DSD wrote:
Quote:
it kind of ASSUMES women WANT to have more sex.
Maybe Im a freak of nature (or have a guy who knows how to push my buttons properly) but I always want more sex ;)
Dude!
My girlfriend told me that the life long commitment that marriage entails turns chicks on like Spanish Fly on oysters.
She wasn't lying to trick me into something was she?
My girlfriend told me that the life long commitment that marriage entails turns chicks on like Spanish Fly on oysters.
She wasn't lying to trick me into something was she?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Dude!
My girlfriend told me that the life long commitment that marriage entails turns chicks on like Spanish Fly on oysters.
She wasn't lying to trick me into something was she?
My girlfriend told me that the life long commitment that marriage entails turns chicks on like Spanish Fly on oysters.
She wasn't lying to trick me into something was she?
Yes, yes she was...
Needs more cowbell.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I do enjoy the fact that we have commercials in the UK that get close to the edge.
I enjoyed watching TV here with DF and seeing her "They can't show THAT!" expression at certain ads.
I enjoyed watching TV here with DF and seeing her "They can't show THAT!" expression at certain ads.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
lol! That was unexpected. I really don't understand the reaction of the students. I mean... after the surprise/shock, no one laughs!
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