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#1 Jan 09 2007 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
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For you parents of babes, or parents to be, I found something that may be of interest. This is an article that has a video included about a woman who has been able to decode what an infants cries mean. She has a full length video coming out this week to help new parents decipher the cries of their babies, enabling the parent to help their baby much quicker in order to reduce the frustration on both ends.

After watching the video a few times about a week ago, I wrote down the 5 main sounds and tried it out on my own. Surprisingly, it worked. There are a few sounds that are hard to differentiate between, but with trial and error I can say it has helped drastically reduce the crying and I feel a lot more confidant in figuring out, or at least minimizing, the reasons my son is irritable.

The five sounds and their meanings are:

Neh = hungry

Eh = needs to be burped

Eairh (has an Ahh sound)= lower gas pains

Owh = sleepy

Heh = physical discomfort ( too hot/cold, diaper change, anything with skin contact thats irritating the baby)

I cant say for sure if it truly is a universal language for babies, but I thought it worth a shot to try out and have noticed that the Neh, Eh, Eairh, and Heh works out for my own. I honestly can say I am still having trouble hearing the Owh but then again, my guy hasnt had any issues with falling asleep when hes tired... yet.

Anyways I thought this was pretty interesting
#2 Jan 09 2007 at 2:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'll give you my husband's version:

Neh = hungry

Eh = hungry

Eairh (has an Ahh sound)= hungry

Owh = hungry

Heh = hungry

Drives me absolutely insane.
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#3 Jan 09 2007 at 2:59 AM Rating: Good
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hrmmm, must be a universal thing for what Dads hear. My husband does the same thing
#4 Jan 09 2007 at 3:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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I saw that on the Today show or something.

I never had trouble figuring out what my kid's cries meant. Especially the time I pinned my oldest son's pacifier holder to his chest through his shirt (oops).
#5 Jan 09 2007 at 3:53 AM Rating: Decent
I just see a woman that found a scam that will pay the mortgage. Nothing more and nothing less.
#6 Jan 09 2007 at 4:41 AM Rating: Good
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I saw that chick on TV too. Not sure if I buy it, but if it gives parents a little confidence and piece of mind so much the better.
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#7 Jan 09 2007 at 6:34 AM Rating: Good
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This woman is cheating me out of my ability to scar my kids like mammy did me. Why should the rugrat luck out? Suck it up, junior. Unintelligibility was good enough in my day!
#8 Jan 09 2007 at 6:43 AM Rating: Good
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hell, all I care about is the end result. If I can get my kid to stop crying and be happy because I could decipher most of his cries quickly, that makes for a happy, and less bitchy, DSD. And we all know how important that is. /nod
#9 Jan 09 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
hell, all I care about is the end result. If I can get my kid to stop crying and be happy because I could decipher most of his cries quickly, that makes for a happy, and less bitchy, DSD. And we all know how important that is. /nod
Wow, you're selfish. Smiley: grin
#10 Jan 09 2007 at 7:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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When my baby was crying and unhappy, I'd just bust off half a Vicodin to grind up and put in his formula. Much easier than learning the language of the infants.
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#11 Jan 09 2007 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Much easier than learning the language of the infants.
Vicodin is universal.
#12 Jan 09 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Decent
This woman's claims are patently ridiculous. The best way to quiet a crying child is to not have any.
#13 Jan 09 2007 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
DSD wrote:
hell, all I care about is the end result. If I can get my kid to stop crying and be happy because I could decipher most of his cries quickly, that makes for a happy, and less bitchy, DSD. And we all know how important that is. /nod
Wow, you're selfish. Smiley: grin


well, duh!
#14 Jan 09 2007 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pikko Pots wrote:
I'll give you my husband's version:

Neh = hungry

Eh = hungry

Eairh (has an Ahh sound)= hungry

Owh = hungry

Heh = hungry

Drives me absolutely insane.


He just wants to see your tit...
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#15 Jan 09 2007 at 3:44 PM Rating: Default
wow, you got ripped off. my video has it nawwored down to two types of sounds, and i sell it for half as much.

happy sounds, play time for baby

unhappy sounds, playtime for daddy as he hands baby to mommy on his way out the door.

19.95 us.
#16 Jan 09 2007 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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how did I get ripped off? I didn't buy anything
#17 Jan 09 2007 at 4:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hell, I can tell what my cat wants from how he meows. If a furball with a brain the size of a walnut can make himself understood, I reckon a human infant can.
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#18 Jan 09 2007 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
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After 3 children and 2 grand kids, I can say that "Meh" means "get the boobie out and feed me me now", when my granddaughter doesn't want anything else to eat.

That or "I'm sleepy and want my bedtime boobie."

I am willing to translate the difference in crying to "Exercising my lungs" and "I am in need real attention, so best check the diaper and then try to feed me" for a fee, plus travel expenses.
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#19 Jan 09 2007 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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ElneClare wrote:
"Exercising my lungs"


Or the "I'm crying and even though you've taken care of my needs, I forgot how to stop!" which happens to be my favorite.

Silly kid.

Edited for a typo.




Edited, Jan 9th 2007 9:33pm by Nekovivie
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#20 Jan 10 2007 at 7:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nekovive's avatard makes me laugh, not unlike a happy baby.
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#21 Jan 10 2007 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
Nekovive's avatard makes me laugh, not unlike a happy baby.
Baby's can't laugh, it's just gas.

Do you have gas Sami?
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