For You Cunning LinguistsFollow

My favoUrite new word (or 'wrod') of '06 is "Smirting" (Flirting with a fellow smoker in the huddle outside no-smoking buildings)

But any Macaca who wants to look like a climate canary would have already flogged that one to a murse

Gap Stores Inc. was further plutoed after one of their murses was worn by a macaca on a lame flog that also happen to promote the return of the CFC climate canary.

Meh.

Wtf? Yeah, I was totally devastated when I found out that a rock 8 billion miles away wasn't technically a planet; now My Very Excellent Mother won't be Sending Me Nine ******* Pizza's! Am I really the only person who doesn't give one ounce of a flying **** about some stupid space rock? How do you have a "great emotional reaction" to something that affects you just about f'uckall? How would you even have a small emotional reaction?! Maybe if you were an Astronomer that spent the vast majority of your career dealing with Pluto, I could understand, but this is just retarded and these people deserve to be shot.


I really wonder if the people that use these words in everyday speech, or even just sprinkled in here and there, realize that they sound like idiots. I also recommend the asshats that made up these words also be shot.

Today the inventor of the murse, Alihabib Shameer, was arrested in a macaca mix-up that some are calling a climate canary of a modern socio economic crisus that may have our civil rights plutoed by 2010.

Edit: crap forgot flog. Read more about it at the Hale-Burton flog for human rights.

Edited, Jan 8th 2007 7:20pm by Shogen

One starless night, I was driving down the road when the car was mysteriously enveloped in a flog so thick, you could cut it with a knife. I was on my way to the hospital to see the hot murse that worked the ER. I was hemmoraging from that sex play with the yellow bird. The guy at the pet store said it as a Swallow which sounded like a lot of fun, but it turned out to be a canary, a climate canary which once inserted, begins climbing until it gets to the top, or in this case suffocates. I was weak and fading quickly when I finally reached the ER. I told them that my *** hurt and macaca was coming out all bloody due to the internal damage. I knew after this day that my sex life had finally plutoed and was not going to get much better, considering I was going to need many weeks to heal.

The moral of this story is to never trust the truthiness of a pet-store clerk to be versed in proper beastiality practices.




Edited, Jan 8th 2007 2:43pm by Elderon

Interesting, though inaccurate use of the word "murse".

"Macaca see, macaca doodle do" mused Julio Georges Gonzallenz, nicknamed the Climate Canary, as he was arraigned on charges of smuggling heroin spiked with plutoed fentanyl in the lining of knockoff Louis Vuitton Signature Truthiness IV Murses, according to today's Smudge Flog.

Doublay Delayed.

Edited, Jan 8th 2007 3:27pm by MonxDoT

FYI - Since Joph and Flea publicly announced their couplehood I have often strived for a way start calling Joph Peruvian White or perhaps Peruvian's White. However I never have because there is no way to pull off the coke reference and it is merely a stab at a peru reference for flea.

But but but.... I already had a baby joke ready!

What do you call the child of a brown persno and a pollack.































Lazy and Ignorant!


No? Oh well

In the spirit of truthiness, I plutoed him by calling him a murse carrying macaca who would flog Agent Orange for a song and by asking him to do us all a favour and become a climate canary.

Our Catch-22 naming bearing poster with the peed in office definitely did better our broken poopered overweight poster!

That is right Elderon, you've been plutoed!

It would have been betterer if you had called me a damn dirty macaca, but you didnt. So it wasnt.