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#1 Jan 02 2007 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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Drop your panties Sir William.

Would you like to come back to my place? Bouncy Bouncy.

I am no longer infected.
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#2 Jan 02 2007 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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I will not purchase this tobacconist it is scratched
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#3 Jan 02 2007 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
I will not purchase this tobacconist it is scratched
It's not scratched. It's just restin'

+1 Kelvyquayo

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#4 Jan 02 2007 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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It's not scratched. It's just restin'


Is DF a goer? Does she go?

Wink wink nudge nudge. Say no more, say no more.
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#5 Jan 02 2007 at 2:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Ah you have beautiful thighs.

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#6 Jan 02 2007 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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I didn't expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition!
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#7 Jan 02 2007 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
I didn't expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition!


Your punishment sir.


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#8 Jan 02 2007 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's ****, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.

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#9 Jan 02 2007 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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COMPANY:
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!

(VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES)

MAYOR:
Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
Schlap away all day

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song

ALL:
Finland, Finland, Finland

MEN:
The country where I quite want to be

SOLOIST 1:
Pony trekking-

SOLOIST 2:
Or camping-

ALL:
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me

HISTORIAN (spoken):
I said, "England."

COMPANY (spoken in tandem):
What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that
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#10 Jan 02 2007 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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My nipples explode with delight!


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#11 Jan 02 2007 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Did someone find MonxDot's random phrase generator?
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#12 Jan 02 2007 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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JC: Are you suggesting we eat my mother?
MP: Not raw! We'd cook her.
JC: But. She's just died. I mean. . . well.
GC: Tell you what squire. We eat her, and if you feel guilty, you can throw up in her grave
JC: Go on then.
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#13 Jan 02 2007 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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If I went around saying I was an Emperor because some
moist bint lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

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#14 Jan 02 2007 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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Say no more.


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#15 Jan 02 2007 at 4:06 PM Rating: Good
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And the watery bint lobs a scimitar at Celcio in a farcical aquatic ceremony.

Celcio Wins.
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#16 Jan 02 2007 at 4:06 PM Rating: Good
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Did someone find MonxDot's random phrase generator?

They would need to give him a lobotomy in order to do that.
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#17 Jan 02 2007 at 4:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hear that if you remove the plenum chamber cover and hose the primary air duct diverters down with microbacterial emulsion soap will clear that right up.
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#18 Jan 02 2007 at 4:11 PM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
And the watery bint lobs a scimitar at Celcio in a farcical aquatic ceremony.

Celcio Wins.


Watery tart, get it right.

But I still win! YAY! Now I just have to get to 10000 posts to claim my rightful title of emperor.

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#19 Jan 02 2007 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
to claim my rightful title of emperor.
I fart in your general direction.
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#20 Jan 02 2007 at 4:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
I fart in your general direction.


Is there someone else up there I could talk to?

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#21 Jan 02 2007 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
Is there someone else up there I could talk to?
Noo wom peng ekky ekky ekky p'tau!
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#22 Jan 02 2007 at 4:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Look, if we build this large wooden wombat...

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#23 Jan 02 2007 at 4:42 PM Rating: Good
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Right. Stop this now.

It's too silly.
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#24 Jan 02 2007 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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DON'T STAND THERE GAWPIN' LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE HAND OF GOD BEFORE!!!!
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#25 Jan 02 2007 at 4:56 PM Rating: Default
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cave man art with bacon and cheese
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#26 Jan 02 2007 at 5:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Right. Stop this now.

It's too silly.


Quite agree. Far too silly, far too silly ...




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