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#27 Jan 01 2007 at 6:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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ElneClare Will discover the cure for Aids, Cancer, Dysentery, and mimes. It will however
receive limited distribution when people realize it contains Tofu.


See the grand kids will be hungry, and ElneClare in trying to find something they will eat, will find only a bucket of soft tofu in their frig. Desperate, she will try to mix it with the hundred of spices, her son-in-laws keeps on hand for making food too spicy for anyone to eat.

After failing to find one edible mixture, they put on their coats and walk to the nearby pizza shop and order pepperoni,
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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
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#28 Jan 01 2007 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo will determine beyond a shadow of a doubt that things may or may not exist Sometimes unless they don't.
Isn't this what he's been saying all along?

Oh, and FLAN PANTS for everyone! MentalFrog, they go great with pudding.

Very amusing, Kao. Thanks for starting my new year off with a chuckle.
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#29 Jan 01 2007 at 8:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Man, I hate the smell of the color blue!
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#30 Jan 01 2007 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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I'm going to be rich! Rich I say! Mhruhahaha!
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#31 Jan 01 2007 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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All I got was this "schooner" T-shirt, ***** this I'm going home.

Smiley: lol
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#32 Jan 01 2007 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jegzus will be discovered inside a block of solid amathyst wearing a full suit of armor, holding a freashly printed copy of the 1642 london gazette, and wearing a tutu.
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#33 Jan 01 2007 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Celcio wrote:

This llama that's involved, it wouldn't be the same one that savagely mauled you in 2005, would it?


Nope, it's evil twin cousin.
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#34 Jan 01 2007 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Celcio wrote:

This llama that's involved, it wouldn't be the same one that savagely mauled you in 2005, would it?


Nope, it's evil twin cousin.


So you're telling me it bears a disconcerting resemblance to Patty Duke?

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#35 Jan 01 2007 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Dread LÖrd Kaolian wrote:
Jegzus will be discovered inside a block of solid amathyst wearing a full suit of armor, holding a freashly printed copy of the 1642 london gazette, and wearing a tutu.



It was all good up until the tutu part. Smiley: frown
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#36 Jan 01 2007 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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And this is why Kaolain (May his BAMmage be RACKed) is still an Assylumite!

Smiley: bowdown
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#37 Jan 01 2007 at 12:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just want to know how someone figured that porches = porsche.
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#38 Jan 01 2007 at 12:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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I dunno. because they know I can't spell?
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#39 Jan 01 2007 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kween Darqflame wrote:
I just want to know how someone figured that porches = porsche.


Well, to a redneck it's just a matter of time before any car becomes an extension of the trailer. And it IS a prediction thread~
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#40 Jan 01 2007 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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Upon hearing the results of the 2007 Kentucky derby, Brill Will run around in circles
screaming "Wheeeeeee" for at least 15 minutes.

LOL Wut?
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#43 Jan 01 2007 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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A new type of asbestos you say? Hmm, that sounds like a good idea!

Great list of predictions Kaolian. Smiley: grin

And ofcourse, all the best wishes for the new year to all!
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#44 Jan 01 2007 at 2:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tequila = bad times. Very bad times.
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#45 Jan 01 2007 at 6:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I will continue to enjoy the boobie avatars silently from my perch upon high.
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#46 Jan 01 2007 at 6:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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After years of struggle with the EPA, Smoggy be forced to remain himself to "Partially cloudy with a chance of smog" to comply with stricter emission standards, or Earl for short. The Earl of short will not be amused.


I don't even know what this means!?!?!

I'm dooooomed! Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomeddddddddddddddd!!! Smiley: yikes

Cheers, Kao! Smiley: clap
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#47 Jan 01 2007 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Longest prediction for teh win!!

+1 Kao
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#48 Jan 01 2007 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
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Kween Darqflame wrote:
I just want to know how someone figured that porches = porsche.

Because I'm not redneck enough to think that porches are something you can roll home in. Smiley: laugh
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#49 Jan 01 2007 at 6:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Fish? It's a bit hard to juggle things so limp and slimy. Or frisky and slimy, depending on freshness factor.
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#50 Jan 01 2007 at 7:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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While at the beach looking for edable sea urchin remains, Lefein will come across an anceint bottle containing a map with three greek words written on it: "θησαυρός κοτόπουλου εδώ" Shortly thereafter he will purchase a small seagoing vessel and vanish into the mists of time for several months, never to be seen again until after those several months are up. When he returns thogh, it will be with something shiny. Chicken beak shiny...
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