Today is Day #5 of Kwanzaa, where we celebrate Colt 45 and looting large screen TVs. I went out and hit up Circuit City last night after hours to do my part in helping the season along.
I can't wait until tomorrow-- highlights of my family's itinerary include yard stompin' and cornrows. Anybody in?
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Today is Day #5 of Kwanzaa, where we celebrate Colt 45 and looting large screen TVs. I went out and hit up Circuit City last night after hours to do my part in helping the season along.
I can't wait until tomorrow-- highlights of my family's itinerary include yard stompin' and cornrows. Anybody in?
Totem
I can't wait until tomorrow-- highlights of my family's itinerary include yard stompin' and cornrows. Anybody in?
Totem
Wait a sec. Wasn't the first day of Kwanzaa the 26th? That would make today the 3rd day. You using ebonic-math?
I'm down for yard stompin' but I doubt my hair will cornrow. Maybe I can shave my head instead.
Is it the last day of Kwanzaa that you watch the Shaft marathon: Shaft, Shaft's Big Score, and Shaft in Africa; plus the Shaft TV episodes?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/charliekwanzaa
NWS!
NWS!
Gawd, this place is boring this week.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I blame the mass influx of people telling us we're boring.
I'm new to the kwanza thing. What day do you go out looking for your baby's daddy?
On the 12th day of Kwanza My True Love Gave to me:
Sing along Bruthaz!
- 12 Burgers Flipping
- 11 Stolen Xboxes
- 10 Pimps a-Hoing
- 9 Chickens Roasting
- 8 Okra Growing
- 7 Chevy's Pimped
- 6 Locks A-Dreaded
- FIVE GO-OLD TEEF
- 4 BMX
- 3 Handguns
- 2 Stiletto Blades
- And a Cop Hanging from da TREEeeee
Sing along Bruthaz!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
That was some funny motherfuckin' shit.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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I'm exhausted. This Kwanzaa "celebrating African family values" thing makes me tired. Do you know how much energy is expended when you gotta take down a liquor store with your dumba$$ cousins who never made it past 4th grade in a ghetto public school? I spent more time trying to get them to pass up the Schlitz for the Patron Silver and the Johnny Walker Blue-- and then carrying all them cases of OE800 to the gang's warwagon... <whew!>
Anyways, I gotta go get ready for Day #7. Fried chicken and watermelon relays are on the agenda.
Totem
Anyways, I gotta go get ready for Day #7. Fried chicken and watermelon relays are on the agenda.
Totem
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