It's raining in Northern Ontario(semi-northern Eastern Central Canada) 2 days before Christmas.
WTF?
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Global Warming is a motherfucker.
******* Global Warming. I want some global cooling. I want to be able to snowboard and ride snowmobiles again.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Driftwood wrote:
@#%^ing Global Warming. I want some global cooling. I want to be able to snowboard and ride snowmobiles again.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
What? You think I don't see the /view click go up after I post? Might have to negotiate (evolved from the 'neh-go-she-ate' as a male lesbian upon starvingly thin chicks of yesterday's runways) a /click charge. There's more than one way to put a little mink meat on their bones.
/turn+strut
/turn+strut
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What? You think I don't see the /view click go up after I post? Might have to negotiate (evolved from the 'neh-go-she-ate' as a male lesbian upon starvingly thin chicks of yesterday's runways) a /click charge. There's more than one way to put a little mink meat on their bones.
/turn+strut
/turn+strut
Do you ever say anything that isn't completely fUcking retarded?
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Quote:
Do you ever say anything that isn't completely @#%^ing retarded?
IDK, guess you gotta at least think, at least type it first, Rosie. At least I don't gotta wake up and kiss that, Java the Hut tongue. It's just "yes I do" to the mirror in the morning as Carly Simon "Your So Vain" plays on repeat. K, Joph, too. My friends will rate down your boyfriend. etc.
P.S. The Donald says "hi".
Edited, Dec 23rd 2006 5:09am by MonxDoT
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IDK, guess you gotta at least think, at least type it first, Rosie. At least I don't gotta wake up and kiss that, Java the Hut tongue. It's just "yes I do" to the mirror in the morning as Carly Simon "Your So Vain" plays on repeat. K, Joph, too. My friends will rate down your boyfriend. etc.
P.S. The Donald says "hi".
P.S. The Donald says "hi".
I suddenly hate you less...but I still hate you
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I think I saw a 'lil smile. Say /"Post". ^^
MonxDoT wrote:
What? You think I don't see the /view click go up after I post? Might have to negotiate (evolved from the 'neh-go-she-ate' as a male lesbian upon starvingly thin chicks of yesterday's runways) a /click charge. There's more than one way to put a little mink meat on their bones.
/turn+strut
/turn+strut
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Bringing derailâ„¢ back.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Well if the Virgin Mary wants a bonus extended session, I'm taking you to straight up to heaven with me. You bring the rouge. I'll summon the pick.
MonxDoT wrote:
Well if the Virgin Mary wants a bonus extended session, I'm taking you to straight up to heaven with me. You bring the rouge. I'll summon the pick.
lawl...eh? I think i need sleep...
Bringing derailâ„¢ back.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
'Aight. We'll just light an oil field in your honor to keep the flame burning eternally. If you die before you wake, Pray the Lord your Soul to take. But if you don't, fuck it, don't bother wasting time and energy.
Driftwood wrote:
It's raining in Northern Ontario(semi-northern Eastern Central Canada) 2 days before Christmas.
Same here...it's been pouring all night. If it were snow though, I might not be able to drive down to my parent's today, so I guess there's that.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
When you get snowed in there's nothing else to do but to watch tv and have sex with your girl friend.
Neh, more exciting to try and make it through the snow. Get lost, get stuck. Fight about having not have asked for directions. Then, make up and have sex in the wilderness. If you get sick enough of her, go look for help and leave your pants by the side of the road.
Light rain in Michigan, changing to rain and snow mix later. My kids are going to be upset when we make the reindeer food and sprinkle it on the lawn and it doesn't have the snow to "glisten off of, so the reindeer can see it from above."
Well, maybe if you weren't so cheap you could buy about 5,000 boxes of Lucky Charms to sprinkle on the "lawn". It is a "lawn" right and not just a "yard"? /grrr-salute
Too bad you probably can't patent "reindeer food", but I'll bet you there's still money to be made selling it at Walmart. Name all the color things in the cereal ... if you can. At least the size of the eggnog market in the second year. Let's fill the basement half-way up with hundred dollar bills and swim around nude like Scrooge McDuck.
/from one original say yes to Michigander to another
Edited, Dec 23rd 2006 7:48am by MonxDoT
Too bad you probably can't patent "reindeer food", but I'll bet you there's still money to be made selling it at Walmart. Name all the color things in the cereal ... if you can. At least the size of the eggnog market in the second year. Let's fill the basement half-way up with hundred dollar bills and swim around nude like Scrooge McDuck.
/from one original say yes to Michigander to another
Edited, Dec 23rd 2006 7:48am by MonxDoT
Alas, I AM too cheap to buy 5000 boxes of Lucky Charms for my "lawn."
I also decided this year that I miss the "Merry Meijer Christmas" song, from years ago. I am not really sure why, though.
I also decided this year that I miss the "Merry Meijer Christmas" song, from years ago. I am not really sure why, though.
Hell yes! Mii-jerr + Tarr-jayyy! In the same strip mall plot! There's gotta be a place they put the expired date Lucky Charms. They gotta ave exp. dates right? We'll get you a bulk discount deal. And turn environmental waste into useful holiday cheer for the deprived artistic beauty lacking in our communities lives.
with mixed blue and white light specials down the driveway and on the curb. I'll even put a brand new flourescent purple kit on the Magnum station wagon.
Edited, Dec 23rd 2006 9:06am by MonxDoT
with mixed blue and white light specials down the driveway and on the curb. I'll even put a brand new flourescent purple kit on the Magnum station wagon.
Edited, Dec 23rd 2006 9:06am by MonxDoT
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