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Since I have a huge extended Filipino family, it's somewhat a crap shoot of who I end up seeing. But I cannot stand my cousin's sister-in-law. That female is a cnut and her daughter is the biggest spoiled brat ever. At my grandfather's funeral, her daughter climbed INTO MY GRANDFATHER'S CASKET AND HE WAS INSIDE. And her mother did nothing. My cousin ended up having to go get that little monster. Ever since then, I cannot stand the sight of those 2.
Jophiel wrote:
My song was Dan Fogelberg, not Paul Simon, you n00b.
My second one was Harry Chapin
My second one was Harry Chapin
Jophiel wrote:
My song was Dan Fogelberg, not Paul Simon, you n00b.
My second one was Harry Chapin
My second one was Harry Chapin
Oh, I thought they were all the same song. For what it's worth I don't know who the other two guys are either. You crazy hippies and your muzac.
Jacobsdeception wrote:
You crazy hippies and your muzac.
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By: MagikQuester
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Lil' help here?
I make it easy on myself. I stay home on xmas and if people want to come over they can. Fortunately my family is just as lazy so I only see my mom and her hubby. =)
however on normal occasions I shudder when I know Im going to see one of my SIL's during some party
however on normal occasions I shudder when I know Im going to see one of my SIL's during some party
My pregnant sister in law with her first kid and her baby daddy... We get to listen to them ***** about not having anything and then when we ask if either of them has gotten a job yet, we have to listen to excuses about how work is haaard.
My aunt.
Tare wrote:
Who do you loathe seeing at holiday time?
I'm divorced so I no longer have any contact with my former in-laws.
Yeaaa!
My Ex keeps trying to crash my family's Christmas get together. Thankfully he now live on the other side of town and less likely to try this year. Though I'm sure s(he) ask my kids to say Hello to my sister for h(e)r.
I can't get away with not seeing my brother this year, since he currently not in jail. At last years family dinner, he tried to made my daughter feel guilty for not inviting him, when none of us knew he was out and how to reach him.
I can't get away with not seeing my brother this year, since he currently not in jail. At last years family dinner, he tried to made my daughter feel guilty for not inviting him, when none of us knew he was out and how to reach him.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
everyone. Due to all the stress in the air I just want to lock myself in a hole and hibernate. humbooooog
My Cousin In-Laws....
Last time i saw her and her obnoxious children she pulled out a gall stone, shoved it in my face and said "hey look what i passed!!!"
/shudder
Last time i saw her and her obnoxious children she pulled out a gall stone, shoved it in my face and said "hey look what i passed!!!"
/shudder
waht really sucks is that I'm in this building... I'm the ONLY one in this building..... I have a party to go to in Annapolis at 7... if I left here now to go home I may as well head back out the door.. so I'm just here keeping myself entertained until it's time to head out into the GOD DAMNED traffic.
My mom is this year's holiday jerk. Oh wait. She was the holiday jerk last year too. And maybe the year before that.
She found out two days ago that my dad, who hasn't lived with her for the past year while they get divorced, has a girlfriend. Drama ensued. Then last night she's on the phone with me, "Promise me this. Promise me that that woman will never get to see my grandchildren." I was like, "forever?". She's like, "Never. I don't want to her to ever touch my grandchildren. Promise me."
I had the words "They're my fUcking kids, not yours." on the tip of my tongue but instead feigned a kid emergency and dodged the bullet like the chickenshet I am when it comes to her. sigh.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2006 6:05pm by Pikko
She found out two days ago that my dad, who hasn't lived with her for the past year while they get divorced, has a girlfriend. Drama ensued. Then last night she's on the phone with me, "Promise me this. Promise me that that woman will never get to see my grandchildren." I was like, "forever?". She's like, "Never. I don't want to her to ever touch my grandchildren. Promise me."
I had the words "They're my fUcking kids, not yours." on the tip of my tongue but instead feigned a kid emergency and dodged the bullet like the chickenshet I am when it comes to her. sigh.
Edited, Dec 22nd 2006 6:05pm by Pikko
What the hell, this is not the first thread that speaks of my breatiness!
Other than my wife and a few close friends, I really don't care to see anyone. Ever. I tired doing the family social thing, and I'm simply not tolerant enough to be able to do it without causing myself undue stress.
I've got a full head of hair and look 10 years younger than I really am, because I avoid my family at every opportunity. I have no reason to change that.
I've got a full head of hair and look 10 years younger than I really am, because I avoid my family at every opportunity. I have no reason to change that.
My cousin's ex-wife, whom has custody of his kids but shows up to our familie's Christmas festivities.
Last year he brought his new girlfriend, whom got wasted, then almost threw down with the ex.
My mother got mad at me cause I kept feeding her drinks. However, the football game sucked so I needed something else to amuse myself. "Catfight" was at the top of that list.
Unfortunatly this year he was forbidden from bringing his girlfriend and is now sober.
Darnit. Maybe I can sneak his kids jello shots...
Drunk toddlers are also amusing.
Last year he brought his new girlfriend, whom got wasted, then almost threw down with the ex.
My mother got mad at me cause I kept feeding her drinks. However, the football game sucked so I needed something else to amuse myself. "Catfight" was at the top of that list.
Unfortunatly this year he was forbidden from bringing his girlfriend and is now sober.
Darnit. Maybe I can sneak his kids jello shots...
Drunk toddlers are also amusing.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Tare wrote:
Who do you loathe seeing at holiday time?
People. In general. And not just holiday time either.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
My sister's boyfriend. He has been jobless for the better part of 3 years. She supports his *** and has gone into debt, totally drowning in bills. He managed an income tax return this year and spent it on a PDA instead of putting it on one of HIS credit card bills she is busting *** to pay off. I wouldn't doubt she got him a Wii, or a PS3 this year, plus he will make out like a bandit from his mom and my parents.
Holiday jerks? Hmmm... I dont need a holiday to do that.
That activity aside, I can't stand my bro in laws wife, and family. They all suck ***** through a straw, taking time to chew the corn.
That activity aside, I can't stand my bro in laws wife, and family. They all suck ***** through a straw, taking time to chew the corn.
i can deal with familey, and even the occasional "friend" i havent seen for a while.
for me, its the masses and hords of people with nothing else to do since bussiness and schools are closed, all spilling out onto the streets, and into stores all in a rush and trying to push in front of you weather its on the street or in a shopping line.
between this and the social pressure to spend more money than you have or will have in the near future on stupid crap that will be played with and then shoved in a closet after a couple weeks, between these two things alone, i LOTH Christmas as a whole.
thanksgiving is the perfect holliday.
the capitalist machine has stolen Christmas from us, from its true purpose, and transformed it into a commercialized super bowl of hollidays. and the masses obey because the television tells them too. worked for iraq, works for christmas. all hail the shiny box.......
for me, its the masses and hords of people with nothing else to do since bussiness and schools are closed, all spilling out onto the streets, and into stores all in a rush and trying to push in front of you weather its on the street or in a shopping line.
between this and the social pressure to spend more money than you have or will have in the near future on stupid crap that will be played with and then shoved in a closet after a couple weeks, between these two things alone, i LOTH Christmas as a whole.
thanksgiving is the perfect holliday.
the capitalist machine has stolen Christmas from us, from its true purpose, and transformed it into a commercialized super bowl of hollidays. and the masses obey because the television tells them too. worked for iraq, works for christmas. all hail the shiny box.......
Cheer up shadowrelm, it lasted longer than your ****.
Yeah. I'm the @$$hole here? That was all my holiday jerks-offs spilling into the streets?. Get to licking up some sympathy. -The Czar.
Edited, Dec 23rd 2006 11:42am by MonxDoT
Yeah. I'm the @$$hole here? That was all my holiday jerks-offs spilling into the streets?. Get to licking up some sympathy. -The Czar.
Edited, Dec 23rd 2006 11:42am by MonxDoT
My drunkard of a sister in law
Dracoid isn't the evil little ******* I thought he was, damnit I so wanted to bamminate him in real life!
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