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#1 Dec 21 2006 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
Heh, the PM's wife has a motorcycle and license, yet the PM is too pussy to have either. It's sad that guys like that are so unsure of their masculinity that they would have an issue with that. You are either an alpha male or you aren't deal with it. Smiley: lol

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OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, who is regularly mocked by the media for his weight and dress sense, on Wednesday said he did not want to ride as a passenger on his wife's motorcycle because it would harm his image.

Harper's wife Laureen, a generally more colorful figure than the prime minister, is fond of riding her Yamaha bike around town. Harper blanched when asked whether he planned to tag along as her passenger.

"You've got to worry a little bit about image. I don't want to be on the back with my wife driving," he told CTV television in an interview.

Harper has a history of wearing unfortunate outfits which highlight his rather stocky figure. In November, he went to Vietnam for a regional summit and had to squeeze into a florid traditional costume which left little to the imagination.

One reader of the Globe and Mail newspaper wrote in to say that "when I saw Stephen Harper's picture ... I immediately thought of my grandmother's sofa."
#2 Dec 21 2006 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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I don't like motorcycles either. Does that make me gay?
#3 Dec 21 2006 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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I don't like motorcycles either. Does that make me gay?
Are you an boy? If so, you and Joph have got some splainin' to do. Smiley: eek
#4 Dec 21 2006 at 12:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Heh, the PM's wife has a motorcycle and license, yet the PM is too ***** to have either. It's sad that guys like that are so unsure of their masculinity that they would have an issue with that. You are either an alpha male or you aren't deal with it. Smiley: lol


I'm with ya, brother. It's like these "tough guys" who don't play Bridge.

******* pussies.
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#5 Dec 21 2006 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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Flea, you have a great sense for stylish accessories, so not liking motorcycles is allowed. You wouldn't find me riding on the back of one either.

I rather hide inside a metal and plastic shell, when going 70 mph down the highway.

Great sense of style and latin, hmm you think Joph would be willing to share?
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#6 Dec 21 2006 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
My god I'm glad I didn't see a picture of Harper in that Vietnamese costume...
#7 Dec 21 2006 at 1:04 PM Rating: Decent
ElneClare wrote:
Flea, you have a great sense for stylish accessories, so not liking motorcycles is allowed. You wouldn't find me riding on the back of one either.


Guess you ladies aren't aware of how much vibration the back of a Harley's seat gets. Why do you think the hot chick is always smiling when riding behind that fat biker dude.

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Edited, Dec 21st 2006 10:10am by BloodwolfeX
#8 Dec 21 2006 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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Heh, the PM's wife has a motorcycle and license, yet the PM is too @#%^ to have either. It's sad that guys like that are so unsure of their masculinity that they would have an issue with that. You are either an alpha male or you aren't deal with it. Smiley: lol


I'm with ya, brother. It's like these "tough guys" who don't play Bridge.

@#%^ing pussies.
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#9 Dec 21 2006 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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ElneClare wrote:
Flea, you have a great sense for stylish accessories, so not liking motorcycles is allowed. You wouldn't find me riding on the back of one either.

I rather hide inside a metal and plastic shell, when going 70 mph down the highway.

Great sense of style and latin, hmm you think Joph would be willing to share?
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#10 Dec 21 2006 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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BloodwolfeX wrote:
Guess you ladies aren't aware of how much vibration the back of a Harley's seat gets. Why do you think the hot chick is always smiling when riding behind that fat biker dude.


I'd prefer the vibration lying down as opposed to sitting up, kthxbai!
#11 Dec 21 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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Well of course Harper can't ride a motorcycle. He's just a regular cyborg, not the terminator.

Sheesh.
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#12 Dec 21 2006 at 3:08 PM Rating: Decent
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BloodwolfeX wrote:
Guess you ladies aren't aware of how much vibration the back of a Harley's seat gets. Why do you think the hot chick is always smiling when riding behind that fat biker dude.


I'd prefer the vibration lying down as opposed to sitting up, kthxbai!


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#13 Dec 21 2006 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Futachu? Onahole?

Apparently all I need is a reference to an object in a doujin and I think about it :/
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