Me too, but given the choice between welching and buying a car in a drunken haze...
Speaking of, remind me after the holidays to describe my eBay buying experience for Flea's present. I'd share it now, but it's easier to follow if I can say what it was I was buying.
You got her the bronzed baby **** from the Cruise baby didn't you.
Jesu Cristo, I think I pee'd a bit. This was my favorite pair of underoos too.
Yeah, we watched a special on it, the candirú. It was once thought to be a hoax, but it's true.
Wikipedia wrote:
As the fish locates its host by following the water flow from the gills to its source, urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candiru honing in on a human urethra.
You know, posting this information at public pools would probably inspire people to hold their pee a little better.
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