Why the freak do they keep old addresses on file. I was drunk and ordered some DVD's off of Amazon and now I have to hope that the people who now live there are honest and sent them back to Amazon.
AMAZON - you make it to easy to place orders and drunks like me are taken advantage of. Now someone I don't even know is getting the CSI season 1-3 for a ******* Christmas present and I am getting jack....
Dammit
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To be fair, is it their fault you're an utter moran?
Plus, the Amazon has those fish who swim up your **** and bite you in the balls from the inside.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Plus, the Amazon has those fish who swim up your **** and bite you in the balls from the inside.
Why do you hate Amazonian wildlife?
Not to mention those damn pirahnas.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Atomicflea wrote:
Why do you hate Amazonian wildlife?
That's not just the fish, but all of it. Anacondas, sloths, anteaters, capybara, ocelots -- you name an Amazonian creature and it wants to get all up in my ballsack.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I ordered something from Amazon Mon. and got it yesterday. Amazon rocks! You suck.
Jophiel wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Why do you hate Amazonian wildlife?
I thought that's why you were marrying Flea?
It's not easily acceptable the fact the I am a moron. Guess I will have to get used to it.
Stings though....
and also a slight burning sensation... But it goes away only when I watch "The View" at lunch time. Go figure.
Edited, Dec 21st 2006 10:58am by bubspeed
Stings though....
and also a slight burning sensation... But it goes away only when I watch "The View" at lunch time. Go figure.
Edited, Dec 21st 2006 10:58am by bubspeed
Jophiel wrote:
Plus, the Amazon has those fish who swim up your **** and bite you in the balls from the inside.
pirhannas? yeah, that's my sons nickname right now =)
Celcio wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Why do you hate Amazonian wildlife?
I thought that's why you were marrying Flea?
Jophiel wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Why do you hate Amazonian wildlife?
That's not just the fish, but all of it. Anacondas, sloths, anteaters, capybara, ocelots -- you name an Amazonian creature and it wants to get all up in my ballsack.
Edited, Dec 21st 2006 9:59am by Atomicflea
bubspeed wrote:
It's not easily acceptable the fact the I am a moron. Guess I will have to get used to it.
Granted, he at least used our address.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
bubspeed wrote:
It's not easily acceptable the fact the I am a moron. Guess I will have to get used to it.
Granted, he at least used our address.
Actually I'm pretty sure that's when you're supposed to use someone else's addy.
Jophiel wrote:
bubspeed wrote:
It's not easily acceptable the fact the I am a moron. Guess I will have to get used to it.
Granted, he at least used our address.
One of my friends got all drunk and went on E-bay and bought a convertable. He was a little miffed at himself the next day.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Hell, at that point I'd just stop replying to my e-mails. What are they going to do -- give me bad feedback? Beats buying a car I didn't want.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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My college roommate once got drunk and ordered one of those $160 Time/Life collections of "Tunes from the 80's" or whatever with the hour long infomercials at 2am.
Granted, he at least used our address.
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That's about as funny as a submarine with screen doors!
bubspeed wrote:
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My college roommate once got drunk and ordered one of those $160 Time/Life collections of "Tunes from the 80's" or whatever with the hour long infomercials at 2am.
Granted, he at least used our address.
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That's about as funny as a submarine with screen doors!
It's battleship with screendoors, butthead.
Think McFly, think!
Edited, Dec 21st 2006 10:19am by Kaelesh
Jophiel wrote:
Hell, at that point I'd just stop replying to my e-mails. What are they going to do -- give me bad feedback? Beats buying a car I didn't want.
Welchers and fraud artists **** me off.
Elderon wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Hell, at that point I'd just stop replying to my e-mails. What are they going to do -- give me bad feedback? Beats buying a car I didn't want.
Welchers and fraud artists **** me off.
Welsh? I thought Joph was Polish.
Celcio wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Hell, at that point I'd just stop replying to my e-mails. What are they going to do -- give me bad feedback? Beats buying a car I didn't want.
Welchers and fraud artists **** me off.
Welsh? I thought Joph was Polish.
-1Elderon wrote:
Predictable and tired. 
-1
-1Look, I'm second string around here, what do you expect.
The varsity squad is busy and I'm just trying to keep us in the game here.
Think of me as Radio if it helps.
edit: and I can't master quotes...
Edited, Dec 21st 2006 11:31am by Celcio
Celcio wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Predictable and tired. -1
-1Look, I ride the pine around here, what do you expect.
Maybe a better performance in practice might win you a few minutes of game time. Keep on truckin' there squirt.
Celcio wrote:
Think of me as AM Radio if it helps. Cause pretty much nobody is listening to me.
Elderon wrote:
Welchers and fraud artists **** me off.
Speaking of, remind me after the holidays to describe my eBay buying experience for Flea's present. I'd share it now, but it's easier to follow if I can say what it was I was buying.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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