Maybe The Donald is softening her up to be his 8th wife
Not sure why she needs to play the rehab card, but I suppose we all know what her newest celebrity cause will be once she gets out from Betty Ford's. I guess flashing your tits and getting drunk at a bar is one way to get Trump's attention.
One thing for certain is you wouldn't catch me anywhere near the chick. I'd be expecting some hulking Republican dude with an Austrian accent and brandishing automatic weapons to come in and spray the joint down while saying, "Ah'll be baack!" Scary ****, man.
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Funny no one cared or even knew who Ms. USA was until she became a boozy hooker. There really is no such thing as bad publicity.
And we didn't learn this from Paris Hilton? Hell, I had no idea who she was till the sex tape came out.
Nothing like having the representative for female America going into rehab. She should have been fired.
Nothing like having the representative for female America going into rehab. She should have been fired.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
Nothing like having the representative for female America going into rehab.
What, you think the women of America elected her in some sort of secret ballot?
I thought the Miss America padgent went bankrupt...
Ms USA is the teen, future wife farm, brainchild of Donald Trump. I think its ages 17-21.
YouTube, I beseech thy help, find me a video of Miss America and Miss Teen America making out.
"All I want for Christmas..."
"All I want for Christmas..."
Kakar wrote:
She should have been fired.
I thought it was amusing that after a private meeting, The Don relented and let her stay. Pretty obvious what went on behind those closed doors.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I think one of the things she was guilty of was making out with Ms. Teen USA at bars or some such. In any case, what she was doing (underage drinking) was more than hijinks, it was illegal. If you can't pose in Playboy (legal), then you should lose the crown for breaking the law.
Wonder if Miss teen stuck her finger up Miss USA's dirty place?
Kaelesh - send me a pm when you find the video!
Kaelesh - send me a pm when you find the video!
bubspeed wrote:
I thought the Miss America padgent went bankrupt...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Celcio wrote:
Kakar wrote:
Nothing like having the representative for female America going into rehab.
What, you think the women of America elected her in some sort of secret ballot?
Nope, apparently she is chosen by some panel of judges or something. Odd that.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
Celcio wrote:
Kakar wrote:
Nothing like having the representative for female America going into rehab.
What, you think the women of America elected her in some sort of secret ballot?
Nope, apparently she is chosen by some panel of judges or something. Odd that.
So she's really more of a puppet than a representative.
Explains the hands in her ***, I suppose.
Celcio wrote:
Explains the hands in her ***, I suppose.
Atomicflea wrote:
Celcio wrote:
Explains the hands in her ***, I suppose.
You guys suck a$$. I make a great oblique reference to The Terminator and not one person riffs on it. Kiss my black a$$. I'm not puttin' out for any of you any longer.
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
You guys suck a$$. I make a great oblique reference to The Terminator and not one person riffs on it. Kiss my black a$$. I'm not puttin' out for any of you any longer.
Totem
Totem
What is best in life?
To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to see the Titties of Miss USA.
Happy totem? Another Arnie reference.
To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to see the Titties of Miss USA.
Happy totem? Another Arnie reference.
Totem wrote:
You guys suck a$$. I make a great oblique reference to The Terminator and not one person riffs on it.
C'mon, Flea, Tara Conner? In trouble in a bar? That begged a Terminator reference and all you guys were yappin' about was the finacial viability of the Miss America contest. At least I can still count on Bloodewolfe to uphold and obey Man Laws.
Totem
Totem
See! Look what happens when you remove the Talent portion of the pageant!
All this would have been avoided if Miss USA had been allowed to preform her infamous "Bar Top Dancing" exposé.
All this would have been avoided if Miss USA had been allowed to preform her infamous "Bar Top Dancing" exposé.
#22REDACTED,
Posted: Dec 22 2006 at 5:24 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This entire thing is nonsense. He is trying to create some moral superiority with swimsuit contests, and how pretty a person is due to great genetics.
Totem wrote:
I guess flashing your tits and getting drunk at a bar is one way to get Trump's attention.
JC, I thought that was the only way.
World peace!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
In other news...Seems like a bum deal to me.
The Trib wrote:
NEW YORK -- Another Miss USA contestant has taken a tumble.
Miss Nevada USA was stripped of her title Thursday after racy photos of her appeared on the Internet, pageant officials said. Some of the photos show Katie Rees, 22, kissing other young women, exposing one of her breasts and pulling down her pants to show her thong underwear at a party in Tampa, Fla.
"Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007," said Paula M. Shugart, president of the Miss Universe Organization, which owns the Miss USA pageant and others.
[...]
Rees' attorney, Mario Torres, of Tampa, defended the blonde beauty queen in a statement sent to the entertainment television show "Extra."
"Katie Rees Miss Nevada USA wants the public to know she was 17 and had a lapse in judgment," he said. "The actions on that evening in subject are in no way indicative of the person she is or the person she has become. ... She is a law-abiding citizen and talented adult. This was an isolated incident that occurred more than five years ago when she was a minor."
Miss Nevada USA was stripped of her title Thursday after racy photos of her appeared on the Internet, pageant officials said. Some of the photos show Katie Rees, 22, kissing other young women, exposing one of her breasts and pulling down her pants to show her thong underwear at a party in Tampa, Fla.
"Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007," said Paula M. Shugart, president of the Miss Universe Organization, which owns the Miss USA pageant and others.
[...]
Rees' attorney, Mario Torres, of Tampa, defended the blonde beauty queen in a statement sent to the entertainment television show "Extra."
"Katie Rees Miss Nevada USA wants the public to know she was 17 and had a lapse in judgment," he said. "The actions on that evening in subject are in no way indicative of the person she is or the person she has become. ... She is a law-abiding citizen and talented adult. This was an isolated incident that occurred more than five years ago when she was a minor."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You'd think those things would be expected of Miss Nevada.
Huh.
Huh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You wouldn't want people to associate Nevada with sex or anything.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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