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#1 Dec 20 2006 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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Damages Won for Sex-Drive-Boosting Injury
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LONDON (Dec. 19) - A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than 3 million pounds, or $5.89 million, in damages Tuesday.

Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two affairs.

He was in a coma for two months after falling from a gantry while working at a bicycle warehouse shortly after his marriage in January 2002. Doctors said it was a miracle he survived.

Awarding him 3.1 million pounds in compensation at London's High Court, Judge Michael Harris said: "His life and the life of his young wife were shattered."

His former employer, Professional Cycle Marketing, of Essex, had argued through their lawyers that his injuries were not as bad as suggested in court.


Wow, I wonder if they ever tried to get him at least a psychological evaluation if they knew he had severe head injuries. Or if he wife said anything since she obviously would have been the one to notice anything different about him. Or he used this as an excuse to just get lit.
#2 Dec 20 2006 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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This man is a genius. Do you have any idea how many prostitutes you can buy with 3.1 million pounds?
#3 Dec 20 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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That's just insane. Did you get that news item from the Bizarro dimension? I wonder if the dude has some sort of mass hypnosis that pulled such a ridiculous scam off. Kudos to him!
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#4 Dec 20 2006 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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I know ceratin parts of the brain deal with impulse control and the like, so I don't suppose it's impossible that it became more difficult for him, but I don't know that I could absolve him completely unless a doctor told me I could.
#5 Dec 20 2006 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
This sort of thing is not at all uncommon in people that have had a severe head injury. Depending on where the injury was it could have done several different things to his personality, such as him becoming a very violent and aggressive person, to actually increasing his I.Q. He is just lucky that his sex drive was the only thing affected, I know I would much rather be horny all the time rather than being a vegetable.
#6 Dec 20 2006 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
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This man is a genius. Do you have any idea how many prostitutes you can buy with 3.1 million pounds?


Well with the exchange rate... 2?
#7 Dec 20 2006 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
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Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Jacobsdeception wrote:
This man is a genius. Do you have any idea how many prostitutes you can buy with 3.1 million pounds?


Well with the exchange rate... 2?

Sorry, let me clarify. Do you know how many prostitutes he could rent?!
#8 Dec 20 2006 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception wrote:
Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Jacobsdeception wrote:
This man is a genius. Do you have any idea how many prostitutes you can buy with 3.1 million pounds?


Well with the exchange rate... 2?

Sorry, let me clarify. Do you know how many prostitutes he could rent?!


I was allready under the assumption that you wern't talking about actually BUYING a person.. Just renting their services...

#9 Dec 20 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Jacobsdeception wrote:
Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Jacobsdeception wrote:
This man is a genius. Do you have any idea how many prostitutes you can buy with 3.1 million pounds?


Well with the exchange rate... 2?

Sorry, let me clarify. Do you know how many prostitutes he could rent?!


I was allready under the assumption that you wern't talking about actually BUYING a person.. Just renting their services...


Then you must be REALLY bad with money, or just a sucker for a nice rack. Where I come from, even the best hookers don't cost no 2+ million bones. The exchange rate puts him up well over the 5 million USD mark.
#10 Dec 20 2006 at 4:04 PM Rating: Default
oh yea, it was the fall that did it.

how about he saw his life flash before his eyes, and got a second chance to actually do all the things he really wanted to do.

then he got enough cash to be able to afford a divorce.

he doesnt need psycological help, he has been cured of becomning another drone in the human machine. the path laid out to us that we blindly follow because we are told it is the way it should be.

he is finally.......alive.
#11 Dec 20 2006 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception wrote:
Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Jacobsdeception wrote:
Aadynn Litefoot wrote:
Jacobsdeception wrote:
This man is a genius. Do you have any idea how many prostitutes you can buy with 3.1 million pounds?


Well with the exchange rate... 2?

Sorry, let me clarify. Do you know how many prostitutes he could rent?!


I was allready under the assumption that you wern't talking about actually BUYING a person.. Just renting their services...


Then you must be REALLY bad with money, or just a sucker for a nice rack. Where I come from, even the best hookers don't cost no 2+ million bones. The exchange rate puts him up well over the 5 million USD mark.


whoosh......

Thats the joke going over your head.....
#12 Dec 20 2006 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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whoosh......

Thats the joke going over your head.....

That's quite probable. I take things literally. So now that it's not funny anymore, please explain.
#13 Dec 20 2006 at 5:08 PM Rating: Good
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It's a moot point considering the guys over there keep killing all the hookers anyways. I'm suprised the poor fella would be able to find any left.
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