That you intuitively know what is gay doesn't surprise me in the least, Hellboy. Gaydars everywhere have springs and cogs poking through the instrument's glass when you're in the neighborhood.
Speaking of neighborhoods, and hanging your pudgy high school widebody out on the corner looking for a chickenhawk to fly by, I'd say you pretty much have the market cornered on gaity. You're so gay you bought high and sold it on the down-low. And sucking cack in glory holes is not a marketable skill, sport. Yeah, George Michaels does it, but he at least weighs less than three bills and looks reasonably presentable in leather pants. You just look like a sausage.
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